Sex Furniture and Penis Facts

I was perusing Liberator.com, a site, which sells sex furniture like wedges, swings, and more normal items, like toys, pillows, chairs and couches. Many of these pieces of furniture are designed for comfort during intercourse, but some items are created specifically to induce better orgasms, or for some couples, they’re designed to simply achieve orgasm—not everyone can achieve orgasm through penetration.

This led me to wonder if penises are designed to provide women an orgasm. I mean, that’s the idea, right? I’ve never read or heard about men being unable to achieve orgasm through penetration, so vaginas appear to be designed for just that, and I guess birthing children, but sometimes, women can’t give birth either. I guess women really do have it rough…

I spent a few hours reading through medical journals and other ridiculous articles about penis shape, length, girth, and how women experience orgasms specifically from penetration. My goal was to discover once and for all if penises are thought to be designed for a woman’s pleasure, and believe it or not, the only article which “came” close to providing me an answer was "Why is the Penis Shaped Like That?"

The short, 300-word article had only a few beneficial lines of information, though:

"It’s designed to deposit semen as deep into a woman’s vagina as possible—and with each thrust to remove any semen left by other men:"

Penises are sculpted in such a way that the organ can effectively displace the semen of competitors from their partner’s vagina, a well-synchronized effect facilitated by the “upsuck” of thrusting during intercourse. Specifically, the coronal ridge offers a special removal service by expunging foreign sperm. According to this analysis, the effect of thrusting would be to draw other men’s sperm away from the cervix and back around the glans, thus scooping out the semen deposited by a sexual rival.

Umm… yuck? I mean, from an evolutionary standpoint, I get it, but damn, yuck. Anyway, the article went on to add:

"This theory also explains why women have multiple orgasms but men don’t. To make sure a man does not displace his own ejaculated semen, nature has him take a break between sessions… the 'refractory period' immediately following ejaculation, during which males almost instantly lose their erections, their penises become rather hypersensitive, and further thrusting even turns somewhat unpleasant."

I don’t know about any of that. Maybe, this is true for circumcised men. Sorry, snipped bros, but for natural men, the refractory period only lasts a few minutes, and grants no issues with going again, and again, and again, even without achieving orgasm. There are even pills, like Viagra, which diminish or obliterate the refractory period, and if the penis was in fact sensitive, those wanna-be-men would not be able to perform after finishing their first round, but I digress.

Sex furniture is designed for three purposes; enhanced pleasure, better assurance a female will achieve orgasm during penetration, and due to the positions achieved by the furniture, there’s an increased chance of fertilization—yeah, some people forget that sex is meant to induce fertilization, but that’s what’s so great about sex furniture.

Items like this sex chaise are designed to provide a greater degree of comfort for numerous positions. Some models also come with a conversion pillow. Any fertility doctor will tell you that the best position for fertilization is the position, which gets sperm closest to the cervix, but different positions can do this—positions, which depend on the varying sizes and configurations of partners.

This wedge can be great for fertilization, but like the sex chaise, it also provides comfort throughout various positions. Wedges are much cheaper than couches, too.

The sex swing is great for orgasms because partners can adjust all the straps for optimal positioning while dangling. From a man’s perspective, there’s nothing better than being able to cradle a woman while going to town, but, no offense, ladies, holding ya’ll up for thirty minutes can be very uncomfortable; we cramp, we tire, and some of us can lose our erections because our muscles require extra blood to keep functioning. The sex swing is just aces.

There are tons of high end items on Liberator.com, too, and many of these wouldn’t draw attention away from the rest of the décor. I like this little chair.

I don’t know about you readers, but I’d love to have a Victorian era room with baroque paintings, heavy, satin drapes, and a boat load of sex furniture. Burn some scented oils in there, and it’s time to role play The Old Chancellor and the Young Chambermaid.

Thanks for reading this introduction to sex furniture and weird penis facts. Be sure to drop by my NSFW 18+ page. There, you can find more adult themed articles as well as browse trusted sites, which sell sex toys, furniture, and dolls.

Sex is a big part of most relationships, so why not spice it up? Even old dogs can new learn new tricks, baby.