Age-old question: what is it with guys and their dicks? They’re oh-so-eager to whip it out at any opportunity. Super glad to send unsolicited dick pics. Confident that all that come into contact with IT are forever changed (and yet the insecure Do You Like It questions posed in eight different ways). They want their penis to be worshiped and revered yet when I do so, obnoxious cockiness inevitably ensues.
I’m an extremely oral and tactile person. I was in Barnes and Noble today and became aware of how I tend to caress the books. I love the feel of them. The weight. The smoothness of the covers. I was vaguely reminding myself to keep my hands to myself as to not pick up nasty germs. But touching, holding, leafing through books sparks the pleasure centers in my brain. Those are books. You can imagine my senses-fest when I’ve got a beautiful, hard cock at the mercy of my hands and mouth. For a plain girl, I can be very shallow. I love a lean, tight body and I’m a sucker for a pretty face. Not model/actor pretty. Edgy, with puppydoggish eyes, a strong Roman nose, and a crooked smile that crinkles the corners of the eyes. Yummy yum yum. I show my appreciation for this lovely package by exploring with my hands, mouth, and tongue. I’m a giver by nature and get pleasure by giving pleasure. A guy’s moans send shivers down my spine. I remember in my teens (AKA the quest for porn) using my Walkman to listen to tape recordings of sex scenes. The sounds of sex were sometimes more arousing than the sights of it. During the pandemic, starved for male interaction, I spent a pretty penny on 'tokens' for beautiful Russian camboys. One, I would "tip" to dance (clothed) to the music of my choice. The other put a name to my aural fixation (ASMR...google it) and would whisper Russian poetry to me. In the more earthy aspects of fellatio, the tightening of thighs against my shoulders, encourage me. Trembling and shaking legs spur me on further. A rough, gravelly voice murmuring, “I’m close”...or “I’m gonna cum” makes me smile around your cock. As you cum, I try to remember to take-in all the myriad sensations: the groans of pleasure, the hot jets of semen filling my mouth, each spurt causing your penis to pulse against my tongue. I swallow as the pulses slow and then I gently slide my mouth from you, leaving you clean and spent. If you're okay with it, I'll keep your soft penis in my mouth and suck very gently. I've lulled more than one guy to sleep doing this. There really must be something to the mood-boosting properties in ejaculate because I’m pretty peppy afterwards and more than a bit smug.
Good stuff, right? Unfortunately, here’s what invariably happens. All this worship seems to make a guy feel more than a bit full of himself. He confuses Penile Worship with Ego Worship. He seems to think his is the only dick that can inspire worship. He believes he is doing me a favor by allowing me to suck his cock. So tiresome. His requests begin to turn into royal commands (Come over now... Come suck this dick... You know you love it...). He turns into a bratty little bitch. I want to tell him Hey, I might not be beautiful or have a hot bod but I am female and thus can't swing a dead cat without hitting a multitude of guys I can blow at any given moment. Next comes the litany of selfish requests (You can blow me in the car! Oh gee, can I?) that elicits the mental raising of one eyebrow as I try to tell you in a nice way to climb down off your high horse if you ever want to be in my mouth again. The smart guys snap back to reality enough to quit getting on my last nerve and we progress happily. I have blow job buddies that have been ongoing for years. I see this one guy perhaps once a month. Respectful guy with good manners. I don’t know his last name, what he does for a living or his exact age. I know all I need to know: he has a smokin’ hot body and he likes what I do to him.
So what’s my point here? Guys: CHECK YOURSELF. Yes, I like your cock. Yes, I like to have it in my mouth. Yes, I’m orally gifted. No, it doesn’t mean you can treat me like a free hooker. Get a fucking grip. Or that’s literally what you’ll be doing tomorrow night while watching Pornhub...