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My Semen In Their Mouths Proves the Existence of God

With no trumpets, angels or Bible study required.

By Roscoe ForthrightPublished 4 years ago 3 min read
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Rosalee and Amber.

Of course, you don't believe me. Why would you? I am not an Old Testament Prophet with any authority to talk about Jehovah. And especially not to put 'semen' in the same sentence as 'God.'

Well, consider this: Look at the faces of these two female humans. If you are a heterosexual boy, consider precisely how joyful your hard cock would feel, gushing in their mouths. With that image in your brain, consider the religious sculpture below, and the look in the mirror at your face, when you come. The ecstasy is exactly the same. The sculptor knew exactly what he was doing, and knew the work would be the most popular piece of art in the Church. All the male parishioners praying to God, wishing desperately their wives and girlfriends might look that hot someday.

The Ecstasy of Saint Teresa. Bernini. 1652

The Ecstasy of Saint Teresa. It was designed and completed by Gian Lorenzo Bernini, in 1652.

It should surprise no one. Good sex is the closest most people get to religious ecstasy. Why? Because most of our major religions have sticks up their asses on the subject of sex. With the notable exceptions of some forms of Buddhism, Hinduism and Taoism. Of course we are not going to equate our spiritual lives with our orgasms, when tens of millions of us are taught to believe sex is biological, like pee-ing, and not worth considering as a vehicle to use for spiritual purposes. When a male, like myself talks that way, most listeners assume he is using Higher Consciousness and Spiritual talk, attempting to score a piece of ass or two. To get in the jeans of hot babes, like those pictured above. My babes, Rosalee and Amber. Babes who suck my cock, and let me shoot cream inside them, unto them, or very, very close to them.

It is not difficult at all to believe in a Great Architect of the Universe, a Creative Genius behind the invention of female bodies, after seeing a few of those bodies in action. For example: Let your imagination fire-up, by watch Amber dancing naked. Even if you are female, you will most likely enjoy this video. The first video is the PG-Version. (you must copy and paste the R-version for yourselves.)

Amber Riverwood: Don't Be A Zombie Eating A Brain

OR -

https://archive.org/details/dont-be-a-zombie-eating-a-brain-extended-play

THE LYRICS.

Elegant people with power and money,

Turn us into economic slaves.

We let them do it,

All cheery and sunny.

Leading us into early graves.

Raise up your eyes,

Raise up your hands,

Don't let the zombies

Spoil your plans.

Raise up your voices,

Sing 'til you're sane.

Don't be a zombie

Eating a brain!

Elegant people

All over the TV,

Want us to swallow idiotic views.

Don't change the channel,

Assimilate it all.

Big propaganda, which they call News.

Raise up your voices,

Sing 'til you're sane.

Don't be a zombie

Eating a brain!

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You are still not convinced. You tell yourself: This proves nothing. Just another hot naked girl having fun. Consider this: What other living being have you seen, walking, dancing, swimming, crawling or flying around our planet, which stimulates a human imagination as thoroughly and delightfully as a beautiful naked female? ( If you are gay, substitute “beautiful naked man.” ) NONE. The only species which really turns humans on are other humans. Even the randy boys of Scotland who are fond of sheep, usually prefer female humans when the girls are available, friendly, cheerful and willing. No other species, not even bunnies get as much bang out of banging as humans do. Only a thoughtful and humorous Creator would have thought that up, and made it happen. Random spurtings of semen among Neandentrals, and random combinations of genes never achieve that kind of Eternal Joke. Except perhaps with the platypus and the bright, cheerful blue or red asses of orangutans.

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About the Creator

Roscoe Forthright

Erotic filmmaker and novelist. I use x-rated heterosexual short films as a tool for spiritual enlightenment. Laugh all you want. This actually works for many people. Fucking is universal! And very popular!

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