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Going In Dry

(Ouch...............!)

By Brenton FPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
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you might want something to bite or clench

cause we're gonna give this a try

don't be rude we don't need no lube

cause we're about to go in dry

you don't need a safe word

no need to scream or cry

grab something and hold on tight baby

cause we're gonna go in dry

it only hurts until the pink bits in

it's something money can't buy

don't let your grip somehow slip now

cause it's gonna go in dry

i aint even gonna spit on it

i'm just not that kind of guy

brace yourself sufficiently my dear

cause it's about to go in dry

not gonna use KY Gel or Vaseline

and now i'm not gonna lie

it won't exactly tickle at first

cause i'm gonna go in dry

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About the Creator

Brenton F

It's just a token of my extreme - Frank Zappa

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I have an eBook, a collection of my favourite pieces

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