'Easy Ride Her'

I very rarely give a bad score for a porn scene but sometimes it is necessary. I can count on one hand which porn scenes I've given bad ratings. There's two; firstly a strange one from MissaX.com where there are feral human beings living out in the wilderness and a couple decides to have a threesome with one. Secondly just some of the worst direction for a porn actress ever from a web site called 'Manojob.'

Poor Jenni Lee who is actually a decent actress and performer is just left clueless with how she has to her job. Like I said rarely I give a bad review but this recent tripe surprisingly from Brazzers took the biscuit. It stars rising porn diva Gabbie Carter who isn't a great actress but I've seen her in better stuff than this. The 19 year old from Austin, Texas has literally shot to stardom as of late because of how cute she is. She's sought after mainly because of her natural curves of 32DD-22-32 and currently sports red hair. She has a bit of a controversial background if you look into her history but she's a pretty good performer. Her co-star is a bloke I've came across before known as 'Small Hands.'

Again another decent actor/performer but this scene is just so random and slapstick. The scene is done by Brazzers who do make quality stuff. Yet as of late they seem to be knocking out these parody type scenes that personally I'm getting tired of watching.

The scene takes place in a cafe where cyclist Gabbie wearing a helmet and orange cycling top decides to purchase an ice tea. A girl sat with her lesbian lover storms off angrily as her partner decides to oggle Gabbie. The two extras are not named but one of them must be a pornstar for what happens next. 'Small Hands' working the counter can't seem to concentrate himself staring at Gabbie's huge knockers. Meanwhile as he's making the ice tea, the girl from the table comes over and starts to admire the orange cycling material Gabbie's top is made of. Gabbie doesn't seem to mind either and seems to flirt with her eyes. As 'Small Hands' looks on from the counter, the girl goes from feeling Gabbie's material to full out groping her breasts. The whole thing is ridiculous but I suppose it's a nice visual. It's not long before the lesbian is full on gobbling Gabbie's massive jugs while Small Hands decides he's going to film the action. Her partner walks out the restroom and is infuriated by the sight of her lover sucking on another girls breasts. The two storm off together while it seems Small Hands has spilt the drinks all over the floor. I feel really stupid giving you a frame by frame breakdown of this plot because really there isn't one. While Gabbie is cleaning up the mess, Small Hands pulls off his apron to reveal his own see-through cycling shorts. He literally goes up to Gabbie while she's on all fours and bounces his massive dick off her forehead. Naturally Gabbie is impressed by his huge girth and decides to nibble it through the shorts. The boy/girl sex starts from here and actually isn't that bad apart from a couple of ridiculous interruptions. The whole thing just feels stupid though; I understand not everybody watches porn for the story but you at least want a decent set up. One of the positives here is that there's plenty 'tit job' stuff for people who are into that sort of thing. It's messy stuff; at one point Small Hands asks Gabbie to spit on her tits, only for Gabbie to spit on his dick instead. He returns the favor by then spitting on her tits, like I said, messy stuff.

Watching Gabbie's natural curves in motion is really a thing of beauty and should make this scene good. Yet it is just absolute tripe and you need to be missing a few brain cells to think this is well made material. There's no eroticism, taboo and exciting scenario to give it that X-factor. It's just illogical randomness with two people banging at the end of it. The verdict is this is garbage which is surprising as Brazzers are usually pretty good with their scenes.

2 out of 5, decent sex but a bad scene overall.