'Cocked & Loaded'

There's a huge collection of porn out there available on the internet and it can be hard to narrow it down to some quality material. Personally I tend to go for the 'story' type porn with the taboo situations. The best place for this tends to be Naughty America as they tend to aim for that audience. Yet if you want high quality models & production values then Brazzers tends to be a good shout at £24.95 a month. My only problem is a lot of the time their scenes have this sort of slap stick tone to them which at times can ruin a sex scene. I understand the need for this tone when creating a porn parody of a certain TV show but am not sure why they seem to do it with their own unique scenarios. It doesn't make sense to me but that tends to be the case with a lot of scenes they put out lately. The scene I'm reviewing today is called 'Cocked & Loaded' starring Johnny Sins and Christy Mack. The pair are actually fairly famous for various reasons or at the very least 'internet famous.'

Johnny Sins is a 41 year old male pornstar with his own production company called 'Sins Productions.'

His fame actually comes from his acting in various acting pornographic roles as police officers, firemen, soldiers and doctors. These were mainly for Brazzers and as a result had his picture used in many famous internet 'memes.'

For those of you who don't know what a meme is, the definition is 'an image, video, piece of text. It's typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by Internet users, often with slight variations.'

Johnny Sin's image spread like wild fire making him quite infamous and I believe he has a YouTube channel as well.

Christy Mack in contrast is actually famous for more tragic reasons as she was involved in a much publicised domestic violence/ hostage situation case with a former lover. Professional MMA fighter Jonathan Koppenhaver kidnapped her and a male friend subjecting Christy to rape, beatings and just general abuse. As a result Mack suffered 18 broken bones, a broken nose, missing teeth, a fractured rib and a ruptured liver. Luckily Koppenhaver (known as War Machine) is spending the rest of his days behind bars as a result of what happened. No matter how a person decides to live their life I don't think any such treatment of a woman is justified. If Koppenhaver knew he was the type to get jealous then he was an idiot to get involved with a pornstar and it certainly doesn't justify his criminal behaviour.

Christy seems to have recovered from the incident and continues to shoot porn to this day. Brazzers kind of give this scene the 'action film' treatment with exciting music playing from the beginning. If you read the synopsis of the scene on their website it seems to be aimed at 'Dooms day preppers.'

Initially I was looking forward to watching being into that sort of thing myself but afterwards was swamped in disappointment. What plays out is Johnny Sins is on a mission from Brazzers to locate 'porn slut' Christy Mack who is said to be 'living off the grid.'

Armed with a walkie talkie and a step ladder he ventures off into the wilderness to find Christy at a large expensive property. Christy on his approach gets the sense she may have to 'shoot a bitch' trespassing on her property.

She manages to corner Johnny with her rifle and makes her feelings about his presence there pretty clear. Christy fires off a warning shot as Johnny scarpers off back into the wilderness. I feel like this was an opportunity missed by Brazzers as they could have aimed this scene at the 'prepping community.'

The scene cuts to Christy stripping naked in her nice mansion and masturbating on her couch. There's a lot of build up here and it allows the viewer to get a look at Christy's gorgeous tattooed body. Suddenly out of no where Johnny appears on the couch and Christy is rightly disgruntled. Before she has a chance to grab her rifle again, Johnny explains he was just trying to take some shots as a fan. Christy appears to miss the porn business and explains that she does miss sucking cock while flaunting her tits. She decides to make an agreement with Johnny allowing him to take some shots for his personal collection. Again I was a bit disappointed here and do find the slapstick element to Brazzers scenes pretty repetitive. The scene picks up when the sex starts though as it is quite visually appealing. I do wonder at times how pornstars do manage to look so good while having sex but that's probably why they're employed to do it. Christy does a decent tit-job for the camera and her blow job looks amazing as she nuzzles her face into Johnny's ball sack.

It's pretty dirty stuff from the get go as Johnny Sins looks as if he literally licks Christy Mack's arsehole clean. What is good is that Christy is quite petite and it seems to help with the motion of the sex as Johnny is pretty massive. This allows him to manhandle her and is an advantage when Christy is riding him in the cowgirl position. The sex is good here but the slapstick tone is a bit tiresome. I give it 3 out of 5; watchable but do something for the 'preppers' Brazzers!

3 out of 5.