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By Roscoe ForthrightPublished 4 years ago 2 min read
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Roscoe Forthright and Dr. Moze fans in Vancouver.

With all the entertainment options available to attractive young Canadian women, I was surprised to learn, there is a Canadian cult-following for my films, along with the traditional grindhouse and sexploitation films of the 1960s, 1970s and early 1980s.

Canadian girls laugh at topless large-breasted women screaming through Philippine jungles, locked in bamboo cages, or imprisoned in Italian convents or Hungarian castles. Getting spanked. Getting fucked. Taking cream in the mouths. Or, having sex with each other when no boys are available.

Complete nonsense fantasies for no other purpose than entertainment. Something much different from 21st century high-polished socially sensitive films with Black or Asian gay boys and their BFF whiny manic-depressive hetero skinny girlfriends. Most contemporary films have no sense of fun and wild fantasy like the old grindhouse films.

Deadly Weapons (1974) a film by Doris Wishman

Seeing is believing... Notice this film was made by a woman, Doris Wishman, who also made such classics as Diary of a Nudist, Nude on the Moon, and Bad Girls Go to Hell. How many 20 or 30 year old women in the U.S. and Canada have enough of a sense of humor to make movies like those in 2020? None. I am very glad not all 21st century young women are sooooooooo socially sensitive, virtue signalling, stick-up-the-ass prudes, or LGBTQ flag-wavers. Many young women thoroughly enjoy their heterosexuality, with some side lesbian adventures, and do not buy into the trendiness of LGBTQ, as if those kinds of sexuality are inherently more fun or more virtuous than heterosexuality.

Don't forget all those hairy, bushy, unkept 1970s pussies! Exotic landscapes: White girls, Black girls, Asian girls, tan Swedish girls and Thai girls, un-shaved, shaggy as a musk ox!

We are so used to the prepubescent look of immaculately trimmed modern pussies, we can barely imagine having them any other way. Sometimes, this is a practical matter. Boys in 2020 often prefer to eat shaved pussy, and most girls are glad to cooperate. We also notice the old films often had free-for-all orgies, which we rarely we in any films today. The only orgy I have seen recently was in American Gods, when the Black Goddess sucks everyone dry, and that orgy was stylized and choreographed, much stiffer and hopeless artsy than the usual 1970s method: Get twelve stoned people naked, and have them fuck in every possible way in the living room or on the lawn.

I am not saying I have no appreciation for some contemporary filmmakers. What truly hate is the lack of playfulness. So many filmmakers take themselves too seriously, as if their art is an earth-shaking philosophical statement which will change society's view of this or that social problem. That is sure way to kill the entertainment value of any movie, and also shows massive self-deception on the part of the filmmakers. The media propaganda for major motion pictures often attempts to make some action fluff like, Black Panther, into socially inspiring Black empowerment: “A ground-breaking celebration of Black culture.”, “A defining moment for Black America...” and on, and on--- mountains of bullshit.

I prefer not do anything, except create some fun distraction. Most grown-ups are fully aware of the social problems around them, and do not need any Hollywood film to help them form social, political, economic, moral or religious opinions. Any attempt by Hollywood to effect change in the real world is an expensive waste of time. Real world problems can be dealt with in the real world, without any dramatic, over-acted, tear-jerking agenda pushed forward by self-declared cultural revolutionaries who work for Walt Disney or Marvel Comics.

We salute you, Roscoe! Six boobs bounce for you!!

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Roscoe Forthright

Erotic filmmaker and novelist. I use x-rated heterosexual short films as a tool for spiritual enlightenment. Laugh all you want. This actually works for many people. Fucking is universal! And very popular!

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