A Thousand Different People

Over time you will get to know me, you may agree with many things that I say. You may despise many things that I say. I know that many will love and even more will hate every word that I type over the course of…..however long I remember to do this for.

I am going to inform you about many aspects of things you may not know. Things that you may never understand and worse yet, things that you wish you could experience. My train of thought will not be edited, it will not be held back. The truth and the feeling of what I am going to tell you are that. Truth, Feeling, Information.

I am going to warn now, this is not for anyone under the age of 18, this is also not for anyone who gets offended easily. If you have found your way here looking for advice, I pity you that all you have left in your life is me. You will soon realize who I am and what I offer to the world.

There is always an air of hate that is being covered by glitter and cupcakes. Hate jumps quickly, wanting to destroy all in its path. You will notice it. You will hear Hate’s voice while I talk, the seething anger, the pure raw emotion at the sheer shock at humanity as a whole.

G & C is what everyone seems to love. Flitting around like a butterfly, the colors, and tastiness that emanate from them is a pure addiction. None can hide from the spell that they weave. Together the ability to control all around them is always in their grasp. G & C are not there for control. G & C just want to fly around dancing, laughing and loving all.

Hate’s red aura burns in the background of the mind, a deep humming that never seems to stop. Flicking, twitching, moaning, holding back the volcano that will surely explode.

Today, it is due to the sheer shock at how few know about cleanliness, hygiene, and the basic spreading of diseases. Do you remember when you were in school? It doesn’t matter what year. Starting from when you were possibly in grade 7, they would give you a class in basic sexual education. I am unsure where all you fucking assholes were when they did that. Were you to enthralled in your sex ed. teacher's nice rack? Did you get a massive raging hard-on from the pop-up book that they brought in? Could it be that you were too lost in the G-String of the girl in front of you to retain any information, or finally catching a glimpse of a nipple from the nerdy girl in the corner who finally got a nice pair of tits?

Why do you think it is okay to ever, ever do have the shit that you want people to do?

Do you remember getting mono from the kids at school? That was just from sharing a straw or a cup. Now you start making out with them and you get mono even worse. The flu going around. Chickenpox. These you got when you were young. Did you think that they just disappeared when you got older?

No. They didn’t.

Fast forward into the future. You are 21, drinking at the bar, you see a drop dead, a gorgeous, fox of a lady. You saunter up and do you do what gentlemen are supposed to do? No, because you for some fucked up reason forgot how to be a human. Instead, you do one or many of the following:

• Grab her ass. Because bitches love it when their ass is grabbed.
• Slap her ass. Because bitches love it when their ass is slapped.

Glide up to her and hit on her in the worst way while thrusting and rubbing your coke-dick all over her ass and leg. Because obviously, that is what we want. Your half hard cock just rubbing up and down. Is there a foreshadowing moment, one that reviewers will bash for being not subtle enough?

Don’t even introduce yourself but demand that she buys you a beverage. Fuck it, you have obviously bought too many girls drinks with nothing in return, you deserve one now. And fuck, who cares what this girl's name is right? She has an ass, she has tits, her face doesn’t look like a paper bag fuck, so as long as she as at least one good hole down there you will be set for the night right?

Perhaps you lack the confidence to go up and do the aforementioned ways of introducing yourself and you have a better one. What is it? Is it sit and watch her for 1-2 beverages and then get the server to bring it over to her? That is a 50-50 it will actually work. Some women, especially if you were doing the overly creepy unable to break eye contact stare, are not going to want your drink. She felt you staring at her since the beginning, you really should practice blinking from time to time.

Now you are in the awkward stage of small talk. I despise small talk. I placate some… but soon I am off in my own world, I would talk about what is on my mind and what I read this week vs. anything that actually happened on TV. Gathering up the courage you have you go in for a kiss.

Or perhaps you are too good for small talk, you stare at her hungrily like she is a tiny little baby fawn and you are a starving rabid koala who has been removed from his eucalyptus for too long. Between you and that tasty eucalyptus is this little baby fawn. Massive destruction and possible jackhammer type scenario may happen for you to destroy this little thing as you claw your way to the eucalyptus.

*For the love of all that is good in the world. If you do now know that eucalyptus means allowing your shriveled, leaning to the right dick to enter a wet cookie and be able to cum in something that is not a used sock, old tissue, TENGU, or your gross pocket pussy that gave you yeast infections four times this year all ready. I hope you never get your smegma covered penis sucked ever again.

Depending on the little fawns state several things may happen:

She actually likes making out with you. She will grind her covered cookie all over your sad excuse for a penis as you make out on the dance floor, drunkenly slobbering over all around you.

She is sober enough to know that you are a disgusting pig and pushes, slaps, or laughs at your attempt before rejoining her friends.

The G that you slipped into her drink finally took effect so now you can safely take her back into your home, your car, the bush, the bathroom, and bang the fuck out of her before rejoining your friends. Obviously, since she is all G’ed out you are now able to do what you want. i.e. no condom full in ass or cookie or both until you are happily placated.

You do not go in for the kiss. Instead, you continue to chat and be a normal human, give her one of your many social media accounts and hope to hear from her soon. Yes, you will have the pocket pussy again, but isn’t that better than any of the others above?

Which one are you the little reader? If you chose 1, I am hoping you used a condom and a rubber cookie cover (Dental Dam), I also hope that she did not recently give a bbbj (bareback blow job) to a dude who actually had something. It will reside in her throat if she does not get tested after every new partner. Now it lives in your throat. Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Chlamydia do not just reside in cookie and ass. Perhaps they have Herpes but it is too new to them that they do not realize how it spreads.

After every new partner, you should get tested for all STIs after 10 days. Do not go bang another warm body unsafely until you know. You need to know.

Were you aware that you can get an STI from pre-cum?

How about if I have an open wound on my hand and then I spend the next hour fisting you but I am not wearing a glove? Now you have HIV or you gave it to me.

Just because they have “found a way to pause” HIV does not mean that it is cheap or that your medical will cover it because you were the idiot that wanted to bang the dirty girl. Prep in Canada costs $1,000 a month. A MONTH!

Think about that. If I want to do fun things with my partner I have to pay $1,000 a month to hopefully not get HIV. Oh but do not worry, the side effects slowly destroy kidney, liver, and bone. So you will be HIV free, but very jaundice, possibly live connected to a robot to clean your body of toxins but you will have to live in a chair or in a bed for the rest of your sad life because your bones deteriorated away into nothingness.

Let us rewind, shall we?

You G’ed out the girl. You banged her over and over, you then passed her off to your friends to bang, then at the end you did a massive Eiffel Tower or Golden Gate. Tears are streaming down her face, but that is obviously because she loved getting throat fucked to the point of vomiting. Women love to be choked with a stranger's penis and have it thrust so hard into the back of the throat that your dick is now covered in blood and it feels like it punctured into her head.

You happily go home, to your girlfriend. To your wife. To your pocket pussy. No matter what age, what race, how you grew up, where you are now, where you could be in 10 years men always seem to be very hyper-focused on one thing. Getting penis inside the girl with no condom.

Covering girl’s boobs, ass, cookie, face, mouth, feet, stomach, entire body really in a giant cum blanket that will harden, her skin will absorb your sticky white goo and you will have forever marked her as a hoe you banged.

Guess what. Someone in that rape pile you just had was sick.

Someone had an STI.

Now you have it.

You do not notice. You do not realize. You are not even sick.

A few months later your partner comes home. Tears are streaming down her face or perhaps she is the type to yell and allow anger to take over. Maybe she quietly walks in and moves around the house like a ghost. There is something different. You notice but shrug it off. Unless she is in tears or yelling at you as your balls are in her vice-grip-like hands. Twisting, crushing, popping.

She was feeling sick. Maybe you were trying to get pregnant. She went to the doctor. She has an STI or 3.

Your life flashes before your eyes. You remember all the bar stars you banged. You remember all the escorts you met up with and paid that extra hundred so they would not use a condom. You shared more girls with your Bros than New York has Drag Queens.

Your world has ended.

Can you hear that? That is me, laughing at you. That is me literally dying from the pure despair you will now be in.

Obviously, your partner has left you. If she doesn’t then we know that she is a mindless drone who lives at home and has you provide everything for her. Money, food, travel, drugs.

The wronged partner will do the following. Leave you. Sue you. Divorce you (if married), cure themselves, and laugh at you over and over as you slowly die a most painful death, but there was nothing you could do about it, almost your entire paycheque would go to your ex to cover their medical and cost of living. Meanwhile, you get to live in a box on the street. You infected mushroom-like penis will at one point freeze and fall off. Happy Times.

If she does not, well then I can definitely see more and more each day that it truly is women who are driving men to think that this is an appropriate way to act.

I tell you now Dear Reader. Once the STI finds you, it will latch on with the hold of a thousand years.

No matter how many drugs you take, no matter how many showers you have, you will always be tainted. You will always feel dirty.

Want to bang 2 girls at the same time? Use Female condoms instead, they slide right in, provide a texture for your penis, and protect all involved.

Do you want to eat her out? Get a Rubber Cookie Cover (Dental Dam) or you can use a condom, latex glove, or non-microwaveable saran wrap.

You want her to squeal over and over? Get a vibrator, cock ring, e-stimulation device, take a BDSM course and learn how to spice up life. You do not need to have the fluid transfer to feel a connection with people.

Next time you want to go to a Body Rub and eat out an SP’s/Mp’s cookie, just think to yourself, how many others have eaten her out today?

How many others came inside her today with no condom?

How many gave her facials?

You cannot tell me that you are that big of an idiot that you think that she is only doing this for you because you have a connection. I could possibly, POSSIBLY believe that if you were paying her 5-10 grand for an hour. But, if you are slipping her an extra $60 for bareback anything, Cum on Orifice that will absorb all the lovely germs that she really is only doing it for you?

No, she is not.

She is doing it for anyone who can give her a little bit extra.

Have fun with the girls that love to just bend over and take it.

You go off into the world and destroy yourself.

I am going to sit here. Enjoy my vodka, soda, aloe water while staring off into the abyss of happiness because I know at the end of the day, you will still be a gross, disgusting dirty man who thinks that the more young girls he has banged the higher up his Achievement Points will go. *Ding!* Banged a virgin. *Ding!* Banged a 16-year-old. *Ding!* Banged a pregnant chick.

And they wonder why the sex industry is so rampant.

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Now here comes the fun part. I have decided to share some conversations that I have with clients with you. I do hope you enjoy.

September 28th, 2017.

Client 1: Hey there

Betty: Hello! This is Betty, who am I chatting with?

Client 1: You in Lloyd?

Client 1: Tim

Betty: Yes Tim. I am. How can I help you today?

Tim: What's rates services? Available in 15?

Betty: Well, are you interested in a Nuru Massage or a BDSM visit?

Tim: Beam

Bdsm.

Betty: You are experienced with being a submissive?

Tim: No

I just want regular fun

Betty: Okay, so a Nuru Massage.

Tim: Sure

Betty: How long were you wanting to visit for? A half hour, an hour?

Tim: Hhr

Betty: Okay, for a half hour, my donation is 200.

Tim: Ok I have 180 on me lol

What hotel and when can I see you

Betty: I could give you a slightly longer massage than adult fun.

Tim: I just want adult fun now massage

Betty: I always do the Nuru massage.

I prefer getting a connection with people.

Tim: Not for me

Betty: Perhaps you should look elsewhere Tim. I am not the girl for you.

Tim: Ok I'm not one for massages from just anyone tender muscles

Betty: That is fair. I can move it to just 15 min then. I do not get banged for 30 min. Or you can chat with me for 15 ^_^

Betty: You have not texted in some time, Tim. I am going to take that as a no, you would rather not come by. Instead, you would rather find a girl who will bend over, not say anything and just play candy crush while you bang her. Maybe she will even snapchat while you do it. Have a great day!

September 8th, 2017

Client 2: Hello there

Betty: Hello! This is Eliza, who am I chatting with?

Client 2: I'm Laton.

Betty: Hi Laton. How can I help you today?

Laton: What do you offer?

Betty: Well, our packages are on our ad that you got our number off. We offer all duo visits.

Generally duo Nuru massage or interactive girl show or both

September 12th, 2017

Laton: Hello

Betty: Hello, this is Betty, who am I chatting with?

Laton: Laton

Betty: Hi Laton! How are you doing today?

Laton: Good but kinda tired you?

Betty: Oh dear, that is no good.

Laton: Wanna come help me relax?

Betty: Well, as stated on the ad we offer Nuru massage and girl shows, fetishes and entertainment. ^_^We are available to come and visit. Where are you located within the city?

Laton: South

Betty: Okay! Are you wanting us to come by for an hour?

September 16th, 2017

Laton: Hey

Betty: Hi Laton.

Laton: How do you know my name?

Betty: You did text us every week for the last 3 to 4 weeks straight and always give us silence. We feel like we know you a little by now

Laton: Yes but how do you know my name?

Betty: You told us 4 times in the last month

It has been some time since you texted. I will take that as you got scared because you told us your name and then promptly forgot. I apologize for not being a mindless bimbo. Perhaps you should stop deleting text messages or retain some memory about contacting people. It would be polite.

September 9th, 2017

Client 3: Call me

Betty: Hello, a please would be lovely.

This is Betty.

Who am I talking to?

Missed call from (604) ***-****

Missed call from (604) ***-****

Missed call from (604) ***-****

Betty: Hello, I do not answer phone calls until we are introduced. Then I will call you.

Who am I talking to?

Gurj: Gurj

I'm visiting for 2 nights

Betty: Hi Gurj. Where are you staying in the city?

Gurj: AT a relatives

Do you have a pic?

Betty: Our photos are on our ad. We only accept outcall at this time, where we come to you. Is it just you at your relatives? or are there others there currently?

Gurj: Do you ha've a car. I'll walk outside to your car and you give me a blowjob?

Everyone sleeping

Except for me

Betty: A car date?

Gurj: Yes

???

Betty: Car dates are as follows. You provide us 2 grand donations via etransfer. Once we have received it Both of us will be in the car at the same time. Elaine will be in control of the keys.

Is this acceptable to you?

Gurj: I don't have 2k

Betty: What is your donation you want to provide?

Gurj: I was willing to do 160 when you arrive. Come out pass the cash. Get a bj and go to sleep.

Betty: I am sorry, your counter from 2k is 160.

No. That is just rude.

Gurj: 2k for a blowjob is crazy where I'm from

All good.

Betty: You want us to go into a car and provide you with a blowjob?

Where on my ad does it say we do that?

You want me to demean myself? You have to provide adequate donation

Gurj: Sorry. Have a goodnight.

Betty: Besides Ga**** ****r, your wife would be very sad to see that you want a car blowjob.

Unless is she sleeping? is that why you want us to come by?

Gurj: Sorry who are you?

Betty: Betty.

I told you that.

Gurj: Sorry Faye, wrong person

Betty: *grin*

Gurj: Huh?

Betty: Listen to any good Beyonce lately?

Gurj: Sorry to have bothered you wrong person. Have a good night.

Missed call from (604) 719-2233

Betty: We do not accept phone calls.

Gurj: No games. Are you available?

Betty: For a hotel? or for a "car date?"

Gurj: Car date?

Hotel tomorrow

Cd

Betty: Oh! Did you find the 2 grand?

Gurj: Huh? I thought you Karen?

Betty: Unless you deleted your text messages with us, you have been connected with us since, 5:02 am where you requested a car date. G****

Gurj: Sue it's G****. Are you at Delta?

Betty: That is a horrible Hoe Name. Sue? Why not Suzie?

At least it sluts it up a bit

Gurj: I'm confused. See you tomorrow.