7 Things Our Kik Chat Doesn't Say About Me

I chat on Kik a lot. I know. It’s a bit of an outdated platform and a lot of people think that it doesn’t even exist. It has some quirks and there’s rumors that it is closing down. It is, however, the chat platform of kinky people and almost anyone in the kink community has a Kik account. At least everyone I’ve come across.

Anyway, when I’m on a platform like FetLife or Swingtowns and I feel like I want to get to know them better and have a more in depth chat, I give them my chat name and invite them to come and talk with me. Lots of men ask me to text with them but I don’t give out my personal phone number so Kik is an easy and safe alternative. It’s easy to block someone if they become offensive.

But once we get to Kik, the safe language is gone and the slut comes out. “Slut” is even in my Kik name. I make it pretty obvious why I am there. I’m looking for people that I might potentially want to hook up with or people that I may want to invite to an orgy. So, if I invite you to Kik, we are gonna talk about sex.

Some guys make some assumptions though and when they make too many of them and I try to set them straight and they aren’t getting it — there’s a good chance I’m going to block them. I don’t waste time. If you’re an asshole and assuming things, you’re history.

Like I tell most men I chat with on Kik — there’s only one rule: I make the rules.

So, here’s a few things that chatting with me on Kik does NOT say about me:

#1 I’m Easy

I’m a slut, but I’m not an easy slut so get it right. Just because I chat with you, that does not mean that I’m going to fuck you. I might. But our chat, no matter how explicit, does not give you the right to assume that I’m easy. I have requirements and expectations. And I do make the rules. If you’re not ready to play by my rules, you’re history. I hit that block button pretty damn fast.

#2 I’m Dirty

Well, I am a dirty girl but I’m not that kind of dirty. I believe in personal safety and that does not mean you get to go bare with me. And it doesn’t mean others have either. So, ya, I’m disease free. I get the tests run on a regular basis and I know I’m clean.

#3 I’ll Believe You When You Say You’re Disease Free

You might be. But that doesn’t matter to me. I stay disease free by assuming that others aren’t as safe as I am. So, if we do hook up, you’re wearing a condom. Don’t even try that “it feels so much better bare” bullshit with me. No condom, no fun.

#4 I Want To Be Treated Like Crap

Sure, some women like that. Not me. I’ll play the slut. You can talk dirty to me. But I am going to set some limits. I’m a slut and if I’m with you, I choose to give you the privilege of being with me. That doesn’t mean you can do and say whatever you want. I’ll tell you what’s ok or what’s not and you need to pay attention.

#5 I’ll Let You Fuck My Ass

If we chat on Kik for any period of time, I’ll likely reveal to you that I love anal sex. That doesn’t mean I’m going to let you dive in there. Anal sex is for a trusted few partners. So don’t assume you get to go there. You likely won’t. Especially not if you’re a one timer. If we get together several times and you can show me that you’re interested in my pleasure, you might; but nothing promised.

#6 You Have Permission To Do/Say What You Want

Get used to the idea that this isn’t about you. It’s all about me. Sure, you’re going to get lots of pleasure if I decide to be with you. But I’m out for my own pleasure first. Sound greedy? Maybe. But I did warn you — I make the rules and the rule is you please me first.

#7 You Get To Make Rules

Sorry honey, you don’t. I have one rule. I make all the rules. You might not like that but that’s the way it is with me. And if you want to be with me, you agree to that. I say when we fuck and how often and even if we do at all. If you push me — blocked. I’m pretty heavy with that block button. Know why? Because I have my choice of bed partners. I know it isn’t easy for guys to find women to play with that are cool with NSA sex and I know that I’m a rarity. I’m the unicorn of the kink world. I like men and women and I really like sex. A lot. But I have my choice of partners. So, play by my rules. Don’t like ’em — don’t play.

What Does Our Kik Chat Reveal?

Unless you’re just not paying attention you’re going to learn one thing from our Kik chat. What’s that?

I like myself.

I’m confident in who I am. I’m confident in who I am in bed. I like to be alone and I don’t need a man to define who I am. I am content in not having a monogamous relationship. And being a big fan of me, I protect myself. If I meet up with you anywhere, I have a friend who knows exactly where I am and if I don’t answer her text when I’m supposed to, the police are going to show up. I respect my limits and I expect you to do the same.

Because I like myself, I don’t need you to like me. But if you do like me and I like you — well, we might have some fun. When I’m good and ready.