6 Adult Occupations That Could Make You $2,500 to $20,000 A month

A huge quantity of people are not okay with the fact that porn exists even though they secretly curl up at night and watch some titties bounce in the small glow of their phone light. So, I made It my mission to find you some adult occupations that pay the big bucks like a porn star with the lack of penetration. Here are some unique job opportunities if you want more money each month or if the coronavirus is turning you into a temporary hoe.

Professional Cuddler

You heard me right! There are people in this world who will pay others money to cuddle up together. If you think about it, it really could be such a sweet deal. People seeking comfort can get cuddled and you could make up to $3,000 a month with the potential to make even more. Everybody wins and that’s the best part of it all. Of course, given the current state of condition all around the world this career might have to wait till the illnesses blow over.

Rent A Date

If you made this a weekday job you could for sure make up to or over $3,000 as well. This one is pretty self-explanatory too. Basically, someone rents you for date. Whether it be to validate something with their loved ones or just in general to have fun with someone, who cares at least you both get something cool out of the deal.

Sell Your Tootsies

Did you know that you can make anywhere from $5 to $500 a day just selling picks of your feet? There are apparently enough toe hoes out there that people have actually been making a huge profit from it. I’ve researched some pretty successful women who started off selling feet pictures. It can be anonymous and honestly a huge financial gain at the end of the day! Also, how dope would it be to never leave your house and just generate money from taking selfies of your feet all day? Uh, super dope.

Cam Girl

Look, we all know becoming a cam girl is kind of like being a porn star. But there is a loop hole that honestly will still probably have some jealous bitches calling you a porn star. Technically, you aren’t banging anybody but yourself as a cam girl. Some cam girls don’t even bang themselves on camera. Some of them just chill in lingerie and conversate with dudes who might be too shy to mack irl. It’s not for nothing though because these babygirls can make a hefty $1000 to $20,000 in just one month! The deciding factor is how much work you put in. Just like any job.

Financial Dominatrix

This is some really crazy shit. A bunch of rich dudes that scatter this nation pop a chub when women degrade them. We’ve went over this fetish before however, this time, tons of women are making bank off of this. Imagine telling some random dude he has a small peep and his receding hairline runs back to prehistoric time and him sending you like $1,000 bucks. If misery is what you want misery is what you’re going to get. Especially when women have made up to $200,000 a year disrespecting dudes with mommy issues. It’s kind of empowering if you think about it.

Sex Toy Tester

Imagine getting yourself off at home and then $4,000 dollars magically just popping into your account at the end of the month. If I got money every time I had some me time I’d probably be pretty rich. Here is a for sure way to make it a reality. Beat your shit up and then go on a four-hour scavenger hunt for toilet paper! Yeeeeehaaaww!

So, in the midst of all of this incredible bullshit happening around this world I hope this article brought a smile to your face. Hell, maybe it even brought you options. I’m nobody’s judge!