16 Reasons Why...

Have you ever wondered...“Is chocolate actually better than sex?” Well, I have come up with a list of reasons that might make it sound better in someways. Not saying replace it all together, just know that it can be almost as satisfying to the mind and body as sex can be.

This is my list of 16 reasons why chocolate is better than sex. Take a look at the countdown and see if you agree with this straight to the point but humorous outlook on why chocolate is better than sex...sometimes!

16. Good chocolate is very easy to find. It’s in almost every place you go. Plus, buying chocolate is way more legal to buy all over the world.

15. You can have chocolate any time of the month. No towel required, well maybe a napkin. Not trying to be nasty but, you know it’s true!

14. Chocolate won’t get you pregnant, unwrapped and all. Remember unwrapped chocolate it’s best so don’t feel ashamed to put it in your mouth.

13. With chocolate there is no need to fake the goodness...EVER! It can be hard to always act like your being pleasured. With chocolate faking it is the last thing to worry about.

12. You don’t get hair in your month with chocolate. Made hairless for maximum enjoyment. Yes, we all understand this one no explanation needed.

11. Chocolate is still satisfying even after it has gone soft. Hey! Facts are facts. You know you might complain about it being melted but it still packs a punch of goodness regardless.

10. You can safely have chocolate while driving and no one watches on public transportation. I know there are exhibitionists out there but at least it’s a lot cleaner to eat in public.

9. Endulging in chocolate lasts longer...no matter what HE says! You can always make the goodness last with small bites. But, biting him might not be so nice.

8. You can have chocolate in front of your family, as long as there is no moaning while eating. Enjoying the goodness of chocolate with family and friends is much more excepted.

7. If you bite the nuts chocolate won’t mind...trust me! Must I even say any more about that.

6. You can “commit” yourself to loving chocolate without any regrets, paperwork, or pre-nups. Go ahead! Take it slow, loving the taste of chocolate is so much easier.

5. You can ask a stranger if they would like some chocolate without sounding perverted...maybe weird...but not perverted. Sharing is caring, as they say, just be careful who you share with they might get greedy.

4. Two or more people can share chocolate without getting a disease...sometimes it all depends...I guess! Yes, a group of people eating chocolate is not an orgy. Sorry! But, it can still be fun.

3. You can have chocolate on top of your desk without upsetting your boss, same at team meetings too! No body will notice if you take time out at work to enjoy a bit of chocolate. They might even ask for some, which is not as embarrassing as the latter.

2. “If you love me, you’ll swallow that” has real meaning coming from chocolate...and less salt content. Well, what else should I say but, so true!

1. You can have unwrapped chocolate in your mouth and it is always safe, of course eating the wrapper is unsafe. Unwrap and enjoy the goodness safely and respectably. No shame in your chocolate game!

In the end, chocolate should not totally replace the wonderful act of sex. As adults we all have our wants and needs. Sex of course is one of them. But, if you want to know about another way to enjoy life there are always...

16 REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE CAN BE BETTER!