Yellow & Keisha Gail
Getting Over & Scamming in the Hood

Everybody in southeast Queens knew the bright yellow dollar van before they knew the man who drove it.
They called him Yellow not because of the van, but because of his complexion. He was a very light-skinned African American man, with golden undertones that seemed to glow in the summer sun. Ever since he was a little boy, everyone had called him "Yellow," and the nickname stayed with him into adulthood. The fact that he drove a yellow dollar van through Jamaica, Queens, only made the name fit even better.
Every morning he leaned out of the driver's window shouting, "Jamaica! Parsons! Sutphin! Last seat!" while collecting crumpled dollar bills faster than most people collected paychecks.
Yellow wasn't poor.
Far from it.
On paper, he didn't live with his wife.
In reality, every night he parked his van in front of the same house, kissed his wife Melly, hugged his young son Sydney—whom everyone affectionately called Little Little—and walked inside as if he'd never left.
The welfare office believed Melly was raising Little Little alone, so the rent was covered.
Meanwhile, Yellow was making money every day operating his own dollar van business throughout Jamaica, Queens. One van became two. Two became four. Before long, he wasn't just a driver—he was a businessman.
Melly wore diamond earrings.
Gold bracelets.
Designer handbags.
Every holiday brought another expensive gift.
Whenever people asked where all the money came from, Yellow simply smiled.
"God is good."
Nobody questioned it.
Years earlier, tragedy struck.
Little Little had been badly burned in a devastating apartment fire.
Melly had been smoking marijuana while overwhelmed and exhausted when a terrible accident occurred, leaving both her and her son seriously burned.
When Yellow arrived at the hospital, rage consumed him.
For one terrible moment, he wanted revenge against Melly.
Then another thought entered his mind.
A profitable one.
The story they eventually told was simple.
The landlord had ignored dangerous conditions inside the apartment.
Lawyers took the case.
Experts testified.
The jury believed every word.
Little Little received $1.2 million.
Melly also received a substantial settlement for her own injuries.
Behind closed doors, Yellow convinced Melly to let him control her money.
"Trust me," he told her. "I'll invest it. I'll give you back one hundred thousand dollars."
She believed him.
Months later she asked where her money was.
Yellow stared at her without emotion.
"You're lucky I don't tell everybody what really happened," he whispered. "Technically, it was your negligence."
She never saw another penny.
She had helped tell the story.
Now she was trapped by it.
Money has a funny way of making silence sound reasonable.
Across Brooklyn, Keisha Gail had built a hustle of her own.
She worked for NYCHA and knew housing paperwork inside and out.
She knew vacant apartments.
She knew lease agreements.
She knew exactly what desperate people wanted.
For $1,000 up front, and another $1,000 every month in cash, she'd place people into vacant apartments using paperwork that looked convincing enough to avoid questions.
Her instructions never changed.
"Get one piece of mail delivered."
"Bring a hot plate."
"Bring a cooler."
"Put clothes in the closet."
"Make it look like you've lived here."
People happily handed over the cash.
She happily walked away.
Keisha also had another property she'd managed to take over years earlier after renting it from a bank.
Now it had become her biggest headache.
The people inside weren't paying.
Instead...
They invited cousins.
The cousins invited friends.
The friends invited girlfriends.
The girlfriends brought children.
The children brought pit bulls.
Nobody paid rent.
The plumbing leaked.
Black mold spread across the walls.
One afternoon Keisha walked inside and found somebody grilling hamburgers...
On a charcoal barbecue...
Inside the kitchen.
She nearly fainted.
"A barbecue?" she yelled.
The tenant shrugged.
"We cracked a window."
She grabbed her forehead.
"You people are trying to burn my house down!"
The tenant looked offended.
"We're being responsible."
She stared at the smoking grill.
"Responsible?"
Keisha had reached her breaking point.
Five children.
Three different fathers.
Relationship after relationship had left her feeling used.
She admitted she'd made bad choices.
But she wanted something different.
She had started attending church.
She prayed.
She wanted to become a better woman.
Then she met Yellow.
They met while discussing a property.
Neither was looking for romance.
Both were looking for opportunity.
"You own this place?" Yellow asked.
"I wish," Keisha replied.
"You talking legal or illegal?"
She smiled.
"You ask too many questions."
"You don't ask enough."
For the first time in years...
She laughed.
A week later she finally admitted her problem.
"My tenants won't leave."
"They don't pay."
"They're destroying my house."
"I don't want to lie anymore."
Yellow folded his arms.
"What changed?"
"I'm trying to live right."
He nodded.
"That's beautiful."
She smiled.
Then he added...
"But beautiful don't get squatters out."
"I don't want to make up stories."
"You don't have to make up much."
He leaned closer.
"Tell the police they attacked you."
"I can't."
"They get arrested."
"I shouldn't."
"You change the locks."
Silence.
She stared at the floor.
Then quietly whispered...
"I'll pray about it."
Yellow chuckled.
"Pray fast."
The plan worked.
Whether it was fear...
Confusion...
Or simply bad timing...
The occupants left.
By sunset...
The house was finally empty.
No shouting.
No leaking pipes.
No charcoal grill.
No freeloaders.
Only silence.
Yellow stood in the middle of the dusty living room.
Keisha stood across from him.
Sunlight poured through the old windows.
Dust floated through the air.
Neither of them spoke.
Each recognized something familiar in the other.
Ambition.
Danger.
Loneliness.

Two people who had spent years getting over on everyone else had finally met someone who spoke the same language.
Finally, Keisha smiled.
"You hungry?"
Yellow looked around the empty house.
"I don't know..."
"I could fry some chicken."
He looked around again.
"In what kitchen?"
She laughed.
"The one with no sink."
"Paper plates?"
"I got 'em."
"No table."
"We'll sit on paint buckets."
"No refrigerator."
"I brought a cooler."
Yellow laughed.
"You really came prepared."
She smiled.
"I always do."
Their eyes met.
Neither looked away.
Maybe it was love.
Maybe it was another hustle.
Maybe it was both.
The empty house stood silent as two dangerous hearts found themselves face to face for the very first time.
The camera slowly pulls back.
An empty room.
A paint bucket.
A cooler.
A light-skinned man everyone called Yellow...
Standing across from a woman named Keisha Gail...
Both smiling.
FADE TO BLACK.
About the Creator
Violet Hamilton
Harlem born. Author of Shark Weak. Wrote multiple Award-Winning Cast and Crew screenplay "What If" and "Trickster." Educated. World traveler. I now reside in Long Island, New York. I adore writing. It's the only time I get to play God.
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