We Sold Our Sol

We would love for you to hear about this.

We know that change is unresolved, often frightening. It was one of the great truths of human beings, kind people who wore their robes out of carved wood. No major change in human society has ever been possible. There is always anxiety, sometimes even panic. And there is growing pain. Not all people are as skilled at navigating the new roads as they were on the old roads.

So, know that we know this change will not be a tragedy. Like all previous major changes, there will be tensions. There will be problems to deal with and integration. There will be time needed for repairs. But in moderation; opportunities emerge, prosperity opens, a beautiful fabric of a new world that will paint a better future? Obstacles will disappear very quickly, and we are sure that they will not be an understatement in cultural memory for a decade from now.

All of that is approved, we are proud to make this important announcement. Since most of you have noticed the change in daylight color and the filling of space, we could not keep this exciting news to ourselves. The contracts were signed last week to finalize the sale of Solezwe to an undisclosed foreign party, one month from today. The visible changes we have all seen are the arrangements made to disperse, pack, and move the star to its destination. Business partners have been generous enough to take care of all of that for themselves, so don't worry about introducing the S&H!

"What's next?" no doubt on your lips. First, there is no need to worry about gravity. Our trading partners have a clever system in which the size of the Sun will be easily replaced by an old, decimated star of equal weight. Our favorite solar system will not go out without interruption (or our system of whatever-we-call-now, working on that).

Light and heat are the conditions that will be transformed by this work. That column of the agreement seems to fit alone, but in the same way as the other column .... After all, the word "balance" does not do justice, considering the sum. How can you transfer that amount? Several times the GDP of most major countries combined. If you had big plans with any kind of tangible money, you could stop it and end up where the Sun will be for the next 30 days. Everyone on Earth can buy a warm coat, ten air heaters, and fifty beautiful incandescent bulbs for half a percent of this contract.

All of this is about a change of perspective. Change of view. In particular, we think you should take your eyes off the dim light that comes through the window into these graphs. We have a lot of great graphs, we were not sure which ones to include, but any of these will really light up (figuratively).

Take the line of graph 2A, for example. This is the expected global economic growth since the sudden inflation. Do you see how the Y-axis units are constantly changing scale? If this graph kept the same scale all the way, the line would be three stories long! You will need to blink your eyes to see the top, at least this month. Have a gander at 3B while you are in it. The dark blue bar is a measure of all the current benefits that can be directly linked to the Sun. That includes selling crops, selling solar energy, selling sun hats, and more. Taken from this buy one even bigger blue-blue bar. Hmm, that color will need to be redone, right? However, with the investment that our marketing department will receive, we can have five words that sound better to you on Friday.

We are really on the Moon for this. And yes, although you can no longer see it, the Moon is not going anywhere. We have also discussed some of our new investments in building a satellite system that we can turn on. Then it would no longer be the old white light. It can change colors, patterns, and even words. Imagine for a second you were transposed into the karmic-driven world of Earl!

We hope you enjoy the possibilities of this bright (figuratively) future. This is a time of change in our history. We stand on the shoulders of giants, those who see the potential of a great, powerful, unstoppable economic engine. That engine will drive us into the future with unlimited possibilities, countless luck, waiting. Let's both go to sunset.