The Puurfect snow

Today I woke up and discovered a most dastardly thing. Something I'm not quite sure what it was… I wasn't sure at first if I liked it… It's white. Naturally I decided to sniff the questionable substance. As any good cat would. I reached my nose out to sniff and the worst possible thing happened. IT TOUCHED ME! I shrieked back in pure terror. It's wet! It's cold! I decided immediately that I would not like the substance. Unfortunately, I needed to eat so I had to climb. I hopped onto the car that I was sleeping under. With a squat and a very graceful/purrfect jump, I leapt through the air. I noticed when I looked around me the whole world was covered in the monstrous wet whiteness. Fearing for my life of course I panicked. As my paws came to meet the fencepost, I missed! Can you believe it? Well, it gets worse. I fell into the white. It enveloped me. I decided then and there that I would not die today! Instead, I made the genius decision to like it. In fact! I decided that I loved it. I would just hop through it until I found my food place. So off I went. Hopping through the white stuff. Having the time of my life! “Pedro, are you listening?” “huh”? Pedro turned his head toward his feline companion. “Dogs. I swear you are worse than racoons.” The cat yelled as she hopped through the snow very happily.