The Kallikantzari Are Here

Introduction

This is inspired by a picture shared by Geoffrey Hudson on Facebook here:

The music is "Out, Demons, Out" by The Edgar Broughton Band

The Kallikantzari Are Here

Winter has come, and the snow has fallen. The Kallikantzari have come out of their underground lair to cause havoc for humans.

The lightbulb has blown; that was the Kallikantzari .

The cat and the dog fight and knock over the Christmas tree. The Kallikantzari told them to do that.

The phone is off; that is the Kallikantzari again.

These creatures spend the year planning and failing to initiate Armageddon, so during the twelve days of Christmas, they do what they can to make people's lives miserable.

The pipes are frozen; that was the Kallikantzari.

The Christmas dinner is burned. The Kallikantzari jinxed the cooker.

When you are walking in the snow, and you slip and fall, the Kallikantzari are the ones who tripped you; it wasn't the snow and ice.

So when you look out your window and see three dark, horned goblins, take care.

The Kallikantzari are up to no good ......