Satire

Trump 2.0
Elon hovered over the Imagineer as he reprogrammed the Trump animatronic. “So, he will recognize me as his master above all the others now, correct?” he asked.
By Stephanie Hoogstadabout a year ago in Fiction
Thirty Seconds After Midnight
“Why can’t I go home?” Elon asked. The commanding lookalike sighed and pulled a tablet out of its briefcase. It queued up a video and handed the tablet to Elon.
By Stephanie Hoogstadabout a year ago in Fiction
The Compensation Plan
“I heard you are asking for $1 trillion from Tesla,” the commanding Elon lookalike said as it looked over the bunker plans.
By Stephanie Hoogstadabout a year ago in Fiction
Grokipedia
“Grokipedia is online,” Elon informed his commanding lookalike. “Very good,” it replied. “If we have control of their information, we have control of their actions.” It paused. “And your next propulsion system?”
By Stephanie Hoogstadabout a year ago in Fiction
Building a Better Army
Elon folded the plans for his latest propulsion system and tucked them into his pocket before entering the Oval Office. He stopped short when he found his commanding lookalike watching an Imagineer tinkering with a Putin animatronic.
By Stephanie Hoogstadabout a year ago in Fiction
Elon the Alien Index
Table of Contents: Elon’s Space Force Building a Better President Elon Phones Home The Invasion The Ballroom Building a Better Army
By Stephanie Hoogstadabout a year ago in Fiction
The Ballroom
“Build the ballroom as opulent as you can,” the Elon lookalike told the Trump animatronic. “And the budget?” the Trump animatronic asked.
By Stephanie Hoogstadabout a year ago in Fiction
"Let's Build Another Tunnel!"
“Hello, Elon?” “Yes, Mr.President.” “Let’s scrap our plans for the Russian tunnel. Let’s build one from the White House new ballroom and bunker to Mar-a-Lago instead.”
By Lana V Lynxabout a year ago in Fiction
"Let's Build a Tunnel!"
"Hello, Elon?" "Yes, Mr.President." "I have our friend Vladimir on the line here. He suggested you start building a tunnel between Russia and Alaska."
By Lana V Lynxabout a year ago in Fiction
Contingency Plan
The world plunged into darkness. But the Beaufords managed to keep the lights on. They didn’t venture outside. They didn’t need to. They had each other and they had their supplies to ride out the catastrophe that had enveloped the world.
By Dean Traylorabout a year ago in Fiction
Ripple
Thing 1 There I was, nineteen, nursing a swollen lip and feeling stupid. I did not know what I was being brought into. I thought my friend Dainy needed a nanny, so I slept on her sofa and watched her baby. That first week, I told myself I was helping, that I was doing something good. But under that, I was just hiding — from him, from the bruises that never really showed until later.
By Lacie Graysonabout a year ago in Fiction
We don’t want him!
Musk sat under his basking lamp and moaned. He clenched his fists and gnashed his teeth. He hissed. “I just wanna go home!”
By Sam Spinelliabout a year ago in Fiction