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"Let's Build a Tunnel!"

Another Musk Drabble

By Lana V LynxPublished about a year ago • Updated about a year ago • 1 min read
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"Hello, Elon?"

"Yes, Mr.President."

"I have our friend Vladimir on the line here. He suggested you start building a tunnel between Russia and Alaska."

"How will that help me go home? It's underground! I need to explore space!"

Putin, "Hi Elon, let me explain. The money you get on government contracts from both countries and the fees from hauling all sorts of minerals and goods through the tunnel can be redirected to SpaceX. Just imagine how many billions we all could make from this!"

"Oh wow, that is indeed unlimited potential, Mr.Presidents! Let's build the f*cking tunnel! I'm so excited!"

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100 words exactly is a Drabble.

In case you missed my Drabble challenge which is still open, it's here:

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Lana V Lynx

Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist

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