Humor

Intro
My headache persists. I had a dream about Ni-ni again, and like every time I have a nightmare about her, I know she's still alive, as crazy as it sounds, it really gives me hope. "Missy, time to get ready, uncle Aizawa doesn't like lateness you know," Papa said excitedly. Oh shit, It's my first day in U.A. thanks to my teacher's recommendation (that's the only teacher who believed in me, well she believed I was blind and talented) I don't have to take the entrance exam, which was kind of a bummer since I wanted to do it but that's cool because I still get to go to U.A. where I can be recognized on how good of a hero I can be.
By Laysia Davis5 years ago in Fiction
WHO DUN IT - IN THE WEST?
WHO DUN IT - IN THE WEST? Western murder mystery You would never guess Hardy Butler ever had a real name. Everybody just calls him “Wart.” It is on account of the big fat wart he has growing out of the side of his nose. Now ole Wart, besides fingering his now famous wart, also has his fingers in most of the money-making enterprises in Loco Weed, Texas. Maybe having The Albuquerque Kid as his personal sidekick and protector might have something to do with it, the Kid being a famous outlaw-turned-sheriff and all. Well now, among old Wart’s major successes are his fancy working girls. He had them imported from way over in New Orleans. Gol-darned finest saloon gals I ever did see.
By Eladio Del Castillo5 years ago in Fiction
The house has a full balcony and a three-story building
They are underdeveloped and are usually steep or curved. The house's large mesh windows make you scream in your head. Especially if it's windy. In the night sky, they were all very sorry. It seems that many people wake up in the morning with a broken heart. But this is wrong. The former brick can be seen, not broken, but crooked. Faced with such a disaster, Celik wandered off and wondered how his mind was still alive when he was 72 years old. How Etel's tongues burn in his chest to this day. Especially at night.
By nikhil bhowmik5 years ago in Fiction
How long have you been living!
You have the advantage of knocking on doors and breaking down fences - ocher. Even though I wanted to, I did not have a chance to be a nice woman, I was a chained.
By nikhil bhowmik5 years ago in Fiction
The Breakfast Nook
Chrissy wanted a breakfast nook. You know... one of those square tables with a bench up front and a wall bench unit with storage under the seats. I’m not sure why she wanted one as we rarely eat breakfast. However, we are always in need of storage... mostly for stuff I owned before Chrissy moved in and saved me from the evil decorator spirits that inhabit my soul. But if mama ain’t happy... etc... etc... So I started looking for a breakfast nook.
By Doug Griffin5 years ago in Fiction
JASON & DEMARARA #3
A Saturday morning on the sofa. The tv is on, loud enough to hear, low enough to ignore. Jason, flicking through a miscellaneous book of noir films, thinks to himself, “Hmmm. When will Silverfinger be over?”
By jamie harding5 years ago in Fiction
A Tale of Drinks, Drunk
Once upon a time, a billion days ago, there was a chef named Homer. On this night, he and his soon-to-be ex-general manager, Damon, met up at a Cambridge, Massachusetts bar. It was a warm evening, on the edge of muggy.
By J.S. Kohout5 years ago in Fiction
Glasses
Chiharu situated herself on the tree branch, leaning against the trunk and letting one of her legs swing loosely over edge and the other planted firmly on the sturdy branch. From her back pouch, she pulled out her burgundy red reading glasses and put them on.
By EveryDayKay5 years ago in Fiction
Love quotes for him
Love quotes for him A mistake Once some students were doing some experiments in a chemistry lab. All the students were so busy with their exams that suddenly a bright bubble came up from a boy's test tube and his scars went in front of the eyes of the girl doing the test. The whole laboratory was abuzz. Everyone was very upset. The girl was rushed to a hospital where doctors said she had lost her eyesight. Upon hearing this, the family members of the girl started cursing the boy and the people of the school kicked the boy out of the school. Now no colour was the main thing in the life of that girl. Even family members cursed the boy for ruining their daughter's life.
By Selly Nath5 years ago in Fiction
Wolf, Interrupted
Working up my nerve, as I clutched the armrests of my chair until my fingers throbbed, I said to the people behind those weary-but-interested faces in my circle, "My name is Pauline," smiled patiently through a halfhearted chorus of, "Hi, Pauline," before I finished up my introduction: "and I am not a wolf, but I ought to be."
By Eric Wolf5 years ago in Fiction
Love never ends.
He left alone Those were my golden days. I was getting all the happiness of life. Because I loved a girl and she loved me 100 times more. Our days were passing as if a golden dream was coming true. It was the most beautiful thing of my life. We spend every moment together. His name was Payal. We both used to quarrel a lot and I did it on purpose because it was so nice to celebrate him. When he bowed his head and said sorry, I would laugh at the innocence of his face. He hurriedly hugged her.
By Selly Nath5 years ago in Fiction
The Last Letters of Francis Leopold (A Prisoner) - Letter Three
6th March My dear reader, I am almost tempted to call you friend as I have almost no one else to call so anymore, save dear sweet Marcey.
By Savannah K. Wilson5 years ago in Fiction