Humor

Dream Thief
I crawled over all of the sleeping sorcerers, my furry paws leaving nary a hair on their heads disturbed as I went passed them, nobody ever suspected the cat.
By Alicia Anspaugh4 years ago in Fiction
The Grand Adventures of General Macaroni
“Well, that’s enough rumpus time, pups,” he addressed the litter, “It’s time to settle down and listen to another Grampy story.”
By Holly LeuVoy (Draper)4 years ago in Fiction
A Man and His Cat
“You’re doing it wrong.” It’s the third time that I’ve heard that since starting this project and every time the tone is a tinged with arrogance, confidence, and scorn. Did I mention how irritating it is?
By D Anthony4 years ago in Fiction
Mewsic
Is this thing recording? Testing, one, two... Okay. Let's do this. Breathe in, and... Hey, my quadrupeds! The name's DJ Mittenz, Lil' Mittz for short. Though, I guess that's not that much shorter. Wait, shit. I write lyrics for Frisky's sake. I speak Human, I swear.
By Rebekah Conard4 years ago in Fiction
Strange pets
Strange pets Once upon a time, in a small town nestled in the heart of the countryside, there lived a man named Jake who had a very peculiar hobby. He loved collecting strange and exotic pets from all around the world. His collection was vast and varied, and included everything from a tiny frog that could change color on command to a giant boa constrictor that could swallow a person whole.
By Sankar R4 years ago in Fiction
Awkward family gatherings
Awkward family gatherings Once upon a time, there was a family called the Johnsons. They were known for their awkward family gatherings, which always ended in disaster. The Johnsons were a big family, with lots of siblings, cousins, aunts, uncles, and grandparents. They would gather every year for Thanksgiving and Christmas, and it was always a disaster.
By Sankar R4 years ago in Fiction
A Second Chance At Love
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jack who had experienced a great loss. His wife, whom he had been married to for over a decade, had passed away from a terminal illness. Jack had loved her deeply and had never thought he could find love again.
By Vicky S4 years ago in Fiction
Ribbit
I didn't want to hear the frog. Well, and I certainly didn't mean to.. But here we are, me, feeling like a modern day Alice in Wonderland, except no one mentioned how Alice must have felt. Not being able to tell anyone, wondering if it was all a dream? Thinking she must be completely crazy.
By Vikki Head4 years ago in Fiction
The Hilarious Adventures of Bear and Snake: A Tale of Friendship and Laughter
Once upon a time, in a dense forest, there lived a bear and a snake who were best friends. They spent their days exploring the forest, lounging in the sun, and hunting for food together. Despite being different species, they had formed an unbreakable bond over the years, and they were always there for each other.
By Yusril Harsya Hasan4 years ago in Fiction
Hacking for Freedom: The Giraffe and Rhino's Daring Plan
a giraffe and a rhino enter a phone booth. They are not your average pair, for they are agents on a mission. "Isaac, it's good to finally speak with you," says the rhino. "I've been monitoring your progress for weeks."
By Omar Sohail4 years ago in Fiction
The Cat That Would be Heard
“Mow?” Prince slammed his head into his Cali’s leg. “No, it’s not dinner yet.” Cali pushed him away with her foot. She was fixing herself a snack of sliced apples in the kitchen. “This isn’t yummy for kitties.”
By Audrey Kaye Blue4 years ago in Fiction
Gooses
She sifts through the bag: eggs, spinach, tartlets. Tartlets? What a name. A ray of lemony sun makes her squint and she breathes in. It’s nice here on the river. Like a reiteration of a simple program: every day groceries, walk by the river, breathe in the sun, photograph the geese. Gooses, she says. Goose-gooses. Geese sounds silly.
By Mara Linden4 years ago in Fiction