Humor
Lipstick on a Date
I was nervous about the date. I met him online. I put on lipstick. I didn’t like the color. I changed colors. I was now wearing crimson red. I drove to the restaurant. I found the table we reserved. The date went well. I brought him back home. Jim looked around. “Who are all these other men?” He asked. “My other husbands. Welcome to the clan. We can get married tomorrow,” I said. He tried to leave, but the door was locked. “Don’t worry, Jim, you’ll get used to it,” one of my husbands said.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Fiction
Taking the plunge
"I can't do it.' Emma stood at the top of the plunge, knowing that this was a defining moment of her life. To leap or not to leap? She was attached to the world by a piece of elastic, faced with an abyss below her and a potentially disappointed partner beside her.
By Rachel Deeming3 years ago in Fiction
A silent journey
The train’s roar along the tracks, its rhythmic vibrations reproducing through the carriages, creating a melodic harmony. The train's interior containing plush seats and polished surfaces. The aroma of freshly brewed coffee and warm pastries from the dining car wafted through the air, enticing passengers with the promise of a comforting break.
By Chase River3 years ago in Fiction
Broken Clock Stories
Ritchie Black never did shut up. He predicted everything; lightning and rain, traffic jams and accidents, floods and fires. The problem was, he was never right... until he was, and even then he was wrong. When the dark patch of water bubbled and broiled, it wasn't Godzilla that raised its head. Just a colossal grey submarine with shining turrets pointed right at the harbour master's office.
By S. A. Crawford3 years ago in Fiction
The Hilarious Transformation
Once upon a time, in a small village nestled among rolling hills, there lived a mischievous young boy named Oliver. Oliver had a knack for finding humor in every situation, and his infectious laughter could brighten even the dullest of days. His funny antics and witty remarks made him the favorite among children and adults alike.
By Emmanuel Chibueze Ekeoma (MFire)3 years ago in Fiction
A tale of many parts
A tale of many parts Horses, horseshoes and all that Jazz Shakespeare claims that Richard the third called out, “ a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse” Probably not a factual event at the end of a bloody battle, since in medieval times the King did not ride about battlefields without a select bodyguard, who the moment they saw Richard unhorsed, would have hauled him up and given him one of theirs. There is another old adage which says that for want of a nail, a horseshoe was lost, for want of a horseshoe, the horse was lost, and for want of a horse, a kingdom was lost. The “moral” of this being that a seemingly irrelevant loss can lead to huge disasters. As a jazz enthusiast I can testify this is still the case.
By Peter Rose3 years ago in Fiction
Zombie Facebook Police
Lilly is a cyber Facebook police. She control zombies from using Facebook App on their smartphones. How does this work you asked? A zombie stay on the app twenty hours without any sleep. Lilly get paid 1 million a year for this job . She keeps these Zombies in Facebook Jail.
By Mariann Carroll3 years ago in Fiction
