Humor
Y2K and the Imminent Digital Apocalypse
In 1999, my sister-in-law fretted the coming disaster with the changeover of computers from the 1900s to the 2000s. When computers were first developed, digital storage was expensive, so the dating scheme had just 2 digits, e.g., 59 instead of 1959. In this way, 2 digits of hard disk space were saved whenever a date was recorded or applied to each and every file being laid down on hard drives.
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Fiction
Stupid is as stupid does
Fair warning: this is an irresponsible dark humor story I overheard on the Russian internet. One little boy named Oleg was not doing well in school. He never did his homework, couldn’t remember anything, and was horrible at math. His teacher didn’t like him and kept telling him that he was good for nothing. He was so stupid, she said, that the only thing he could hope to become was a janitor, if even that.
By Lana V Lynx3 years ago in Fiction
The Puurfect snow
Today I woke up and discovered a most dastardly thing. Something I'm not quite sure what it was… I wasn't sure at first if I liked it… It's white. Naturally I decided to sniff the questionable substance. As any good cat would. I reached my nose out to sniff and the worst possible thing happened. IT TOUCHED ME! I shrieked back in pure terror. It's wet! It's cold! I decided immediately that I would not like the substance. Unfortunately, I needed to eat so I had to climb. I hopped onto the car that I was sleeping under. With a squat and a very graceful/purrfect jump, I leapt through the air. I noticed when I looked around me the whole world was covered in the monstrous wet whiteness. Fearing for my life of course I panicked. As my paws came to meet the fencepost, I missed! Can you believe it? Well, it gets worse. I fell into the white. It enveloped me. I decided then and there that I would not die today! Instead, I made the genius decision to like it. In fact! I decided that I loved it. I would just hop through it until I found my food place. So off I went. Hopping through the white stuff. Having the time of my life! “Pedro, are you listening?” “huh”? Pedro turned his head toward his feline companion. “Dogs. I swear you are worse than racoons.” The cat yelled as she hopped through the snow very happily.
By Ashley Shiflett3 years ago in Fiction


