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Supreme Being of the Universe

by Jessica C. 5 months ago in Series
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Origins of Mega Ultra Chicken

Many eons ago, long before anyone could remember, there existed the void. The void was vast, immense in its emptiness; thus was the beginning of the universe. Eventually, a sole egg mysteriously appeared.

One day the egg hatched, unleashing a massive beast amongst the void. This beast was later dubbed Mega Ultra Chicken, the only chicken of all existence. Mega Ultra Chicken thrived, using the entirety of the universe as its playground. It roamed far and wide without a care in the world.

Throughout its wandering of the vast regions of space, traversing the diverse galaxies, it gained profound wisdom. Everywhere it traveled Mega Ultra Chicken soaked it up like a sponge, learning everything that there was to know.

One fateful day Mega Ultra Chicken finally reached the Earth. People were awed by the mighty beast, unable to comprehend its massive size and formidable strength and wisdom. Understandably, they grew to fear the creature, as Mega Ultra Chicken viewed people as a delicacy. Some viewed it as an honor, going as willing sacrifices, while others fled in sensible terror.

“And you’re Mega Ultra Chicken!” Sofia declared, finishing her tale of origins as she walked on the school playground with Serena.

Serena cocked her head to the side, perplexed by this turn of events. “I’m a giant creature that loves to eat people and is the only chicken in the entirety of the universe?” she asked, pausing to consider the ramifications. “Well, at least I’m well-traveled and wise. It’d be pretty awesome to go wherever I want in the universe.”

Sofia nodded fervently before adding, “And you have to go to school!”

“Why would I have to go to school if I’m an almighty and practically all-knowing super chicken? Besides, I don’t think I could even fit in the school—I’m a MASSIVE chicken. I’d destroy the whole building if I tried,” Serena pointed out, playing along with Sofia’s story.

Sofia scrunched her brow, racking her brain for a solution. “Well, then you’d go to Giant Chicken School.”

Serena waved off the suggestion, remarking, “No, there wouldn’t be a Giant Chicken School because you said that Mega Ultra Chicken was the only chicken in the whole universe and all of existence.”

“No, no, no! This school was made just for you! It’s special!” she insisted.

Serena chucked, haughtily proclaiming, “Mega Ultra Chicken doesn’t need such a school—the UNIVERSE is my school.”

Growing a bit desperate to prove victorious, Sofia bribed, “You want to go to this school! You’ll learn all about humans and how to cook them if you go!”

“Mega Ultra Chicken doesn’t need such a thing. Mega Ultra Chicken already has vast wisdom at its disposal, and humans taste fine raw,” Serena retorted, suppressing a giggle.

Sofia huffed in frustration, placing her hands on her hips and exclaiming, “Well, I’m your mother, so you have to do what I say!”

Well, that’s certainly a drastic, surprising turn of events, Serena thought. “Sorry, but that can’t be. You can’t be my mother as Mega Ultra Chicken is the only chicken in existence. Therefore, Mega Ultra Chicken has no mother,” she countered expertly.

“I’m still you’re mother! I may not be a chicken, but I’m a giant goose!” Sofia proclaimed, disregarding Serena’s former argument. “While you go to your special school, I’ll go to a school just for giant geese.”

Not sure how a goose is supposed to be the mother of a chicken, unless it’s through adoption, Serena mused. I wonder… “Where are all the giant ducks?” Serena inquired, surprising Sofia. “We won’t be able to play Duck, Duck, Goose without them.”

Sofia grinned, revealing, “An army of giant ducks just marched onto the playground! Look!” She gestured her arms wide at the swarm of invisible, giant ducks. “We can start the game now! Buuuuuttt you can’t play because you’re not a duck.”

Sofia’s friend, Alex, watched the whole exchange from the beginning, giggling like crazy. He found the whole story hilarious and was eager to see what would happen next.

Serena huffed, feigning outrage, “Hey, you can’t do that! You’re excluding me, and that’s bullying!”

Alex approached, keen on joining in their game of pretend. “Don’t worry, I’m a dinosaur cop!” he declared with pride, puffing his chest.

I can work with this, Serena thought, devising a plan. The wheels quickly turned in her mind as she decided to enlist some outside help, exclaiming, “Help me, Dino Cop! She’s bullying me by excluding me from her game! Take her away and sentence her to one thousand years of prison!”

He thought this was hilarious, bursting out into gut-wrenching laughter, before jumping into action to make the arrest.

Sofia, recognizing the swift turn of events were against her, fled the scene and refused to serve a prison sentence. She darted amongst the playground equipment in hopes of avoiding capture. Her agile movements proved too much for Dino Cop to overcome.

Having shaken Alex of her tail momentarily, Sofia re-approached Serena, taking a snack wrapper out of her pocket. She quickly concocted a scheme, hoping to turn the tides in her favor.

Sofia chucked the empty wrapper at Serena, shouting, “AWWW! You littered! You’re going to go to jail!”

Serena raised an eyebrow at her antics, unimpressed. “Nice try, but you need to throw it away. I didn’t eat a snack; that would be you.”

Still plotting, Sofia walked over to pick up the wrapper. Grabbing the trash, she poked Serena with it before dropping it back on the ground, declaring, “You touched it last, so you dropped it! You littered!”

Serena shook her head at the pitiful attempt at framing her for littering. “Littering is a felony, you know,” Serena remarked, noticing Alex’s return. “Dino Cop, arrest this criminal! Not only did she bully me, but now she’s littering!”

Sofia scampered away from the scene of the crime, fleeing from Dino Cop and finally throwing away the empty wrapper. Despite properly disposing her trash, Sofia was determined. She continuously tried to incriminate Serena and get Dino Cop to arrest her. Dino Cop, wise to her ways, refused to fall for her ruses.

Dino Cop was determined, incessant with his attempts to arrest Sofia. Despite the somewhat serious nature, punishment being ultimate jailtime, they had immeasurable fun, constantly laughing. The game continued until the bell rang, signifying the start of school and end of before care. Everyone left with light hearts and cheerful spirits, ready for whatever the rest of the day had in store for them.

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Jessica C.

I've always enjoyed creating, whether it be art or stories. I've enjoyed creating art from a young age and have worked in a variety of schools. I adore anime & cats. Over the summer we adopted baby Tsuki/Tsukihime, my moon princess kitten.

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