Stupid is as stupid does
A tale of a teacher and a student
Fair warning: this is an irresponsible dark humor story I overheard on the Russian internet.
One little boy named Oleg was not doing well in school. He never did his homework, couldn’t remember anything, and was horrible at math. His teacher didn’t like him and kept telling him that he was good for nothing. He was so stupid, she said, that the only thing he could hope to become was a janitor, if even that.
One day, Oleg complained about the teacher to his mom. His mother went to school and confronted the teacher. The teacher told Oleg’s mom that he was hopeless and in all her years of teaching she never had a student that was as stupid as Oleg. Mom was so upset and angry she transferred Oleg to a different school.
Years passed. The teacher, now retired, got sick one day and was diagnosed with a tumor that only one doctor in the entire city could remove. She had to be hospitalized for an urgent operation.
When she came to after a successful operation, the first thing she saw was a very handsome doctor’s face.
“Welcome back, I’m the surgeon who removed your tumor,” the doctor said.
“Tha…” the teacher started to say through the oxygen mask as her face suddenly turned purple-blue, she gasped for air and died.
The doctor turned around and yelled at the janitor, “Oleg, what have you done?”
“There’s only one outlet here, I had to plug the vacuum in,” Oleg responded.
Did you seriously think Oleg was the handsome surgeon?
About the Creator
Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
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Comments (6)
HAHAHA...guilty as charged, but loved the story anyway :)
Oh no! Very Dark!!! Well told though!
It seemed pretty unlikely!
Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha I love Oleg! The teacher may have been right about him but she shouldn't have said it like that straight to his face! She deserved it, lol!
For a second I thought maybe the teacher was wrong about Oleg. Thank you for a bit o' dark humor.
'l' ~ You 'Got' this ~ 'j'