So Vocal Where's My Refund?

This is a piece of fiction, it could not possibly have happened.

It is a humorous diversion.

Vocal has not been working properly since Friday

We still can't upload our own photographs, the only option is an Unsplash picture or a YouTube or other video, YouTube videos are often withdrawn, leaving a blank space in the heading of the Vocal story which can only be rectified by getting Vocal to move it to drafts and that can take up to a week to get a response.

I have been forced to use Unsplash for this piece and I still cannot add my own photographs.

It is pointless raising a ticket because it will either not be acknowledged or if it is it will

Vocal has not said anything in public, they could do very easily as I point out in this piece:

They only make statements on Discord, ignoring probably ninety-five per cent of their subscribers.

Vocal+ members pay $10 a month for the service that Vocal provides, but they expect a seamless and functional service.

So three days with a non-functional service means I have paid a dollar for a disrupted service.

So, I ask you Vocal, where's my refund?

I hope this is taken in the spirit intended

Music is "I Was in the House When the House Burned Down" by the sadly missed Warren Zevon but we may all feel like this at time