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See you on the flip side

Written for the Lana V. Lynx, 'Inappropriate retirement send-off' 😁

By Lamar WigginsPublished about 20 hours ago 1 min read
See you on the flip side
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After all these years of working for this company, I just found out your name is Chadwick. Cool name. Sounds like royalty; All must bow to Lord Chadwick, haha. I thought your name was just, Chad...

We called you Turbo behind the scenes because of how quick your mouth lets go of the F-bomb. It might be a little late, but you should try anger management. Doubt if it works, though. Just like you can't teach an old dog new tricks, you can't teach an old man that every minor inconvenience shouldn't get his panties all twisted up.

For what it's worth, take care of yourself, Chadwick... And d0 yourself a favor. Go get laid, bro!


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Lamar Wiggins

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