Dearly Beloved, We are Gathered Here . . .
You Shall Be Missed Challenge
By SAMURAI SAM: Wild WaynePublished about a month ago • Updated about a month ago • 1 min read
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Happy Zappy Retirement, Dearest Dr. Bo Bob!
After 100 years of teaching at the University of Lappy Happiness, we all wish you the warmest Wappy Dappiness to your future, the students will cry, freeze, and be in tears for 55 years because you meant so much to their mental minds since you gave the easiest grades, and always provided them open book tests, allowing them to use google, AI.
Indeed, my dearest zappy vampy friend, we shall miss you at the pizza parties of peace, where we gave blood to the local gothic vampires of lustful Luminous Liberty. Go in peppery peace. Amen!
Rest in Peace! The Eternal Retirement!
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SAMURAI SAM: Wild Wayne
💗 Bitch from Planet X, Certified Personal Trainer, Ted Talk Speaker, Gothic Scholar, Yoga Dude, Black Belt, Spanish Speaker. Writing Coach, Cancer Survivor, Korean Born, Japan, Italy raised, grew up In LA, as a gymnast, Jazz Drummer💗!
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