Removal

Hello? Hello...?

Do you want your snow cleared?

It really came down hard last night and we know that you need a little help to keep the driveway and sidewalk clear...

It is still pretty early and we can be out of here in about one hour. You have such a big place that it is going to take a while for all of us to clear all of it for you and maybe put down something (there's ice underneath and we almost fell).

Sorry, I should tell you that me and my two brothers came by because we needed to see if anyone in the neighbourhood wanted us clearing things for them before the plow passed and the driveway got blocked. I don't think you want that, or for anyone to blame you for falling on your property (like I said, we almost fell and we want to make sure that it never happens to anyone else this week). We even brought something to put down (better than salt and it won't wreck your van at all; you should have put it in the garage).

Sorry to be like this, but we are going to see if your neighbours are around if you don't say anything. Most of them are gone and we are the only ones around. They didn't clear their snow, either. They are all gone.

They are all away now.

It is probably a good idea to avoid any accidents.

You should really clear your snow.