I'm A Lumberjack

For Sasha Desideri's "A Dutch Challenge"

By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred Published 2 months ago • 1 min read

From The Pyrhons

Introduction

This is for Sasha Desideri's "A Dutch Challenge" which you can check out here:

This is the piece I am going to "Dutch"

It may help if you listen to the song while you read.

I'm A Lumberjack

The forest is my playground, and trees are my victims. I take my axe and cut them down before lunching on spam and beans. The trees would run away from me if they could, but they are trees, so they can't move; they are sitting targets for me, although the Ents in The Lord of the Rings would worry me.

Now there's a thought: me and my axe against an Ent- who would win? Though I could always set the Ent on fire.

When I get home, I take off my suspenders and bra, have a plate of spam and beans, while I press some wildflowers.

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