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For Lana V Lynx's "I Want to Go Home!" Challenge

By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred Published about a year ago • 1 min read

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Introduction

This is a drabble for Lana V Lynx's "I Want to Go Home!" challenge, which you can read about here:

The music is "My Baby's Takin' Me Home" from "Li'l Beethoven" by Sparks

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"What Am I? What Am I? I am your paymaster, your owner; you do as I say without question. I should be on my way home now, if you were even half competent at your job, but no, another ship explodes, you can't even get it out of Earth's atmosphere. NASA did it sixty years ago, they put humans on the moon, which is where my kind are waiting for me. You are fired. I am going to get someone who knows what they are doing to get me home."

And with that, Elon Musk exploded in an incandescent rage.

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