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Elaine Jinx Gets Banned On Instagram Again

Elaine Jinx, a disgraced ex-journalist is not afraid to speak her mind, even if people cancelled. Elaine Jinx and all the characters and events mentioned are fictional.

By Chloe GilholyPublished 2 years ago 3 min read
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Elaine Jinx Gets Banned On Instagram Again
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So they really don’t like it when people tell the truth? Once again, my Instagram account has been suspended on the basis of being offensive. Apparently you can’t have an opinion anymore. All I said was Mi Chang-Hoon is a cunt, which he is. There he goes crying on Instagram saying that I hurt his feelings and caused him great humiliation. Well he should have thought of that before cheating on his wife.

And here’s my response to the guy with no hair who possibly lives in a trailer in Manhattan. He said, you’d be way more liked if you were kind and nice and put trigger warnings.

You see, it’s not my job to be liked. It’s my job to tell the truth. I’m not going to put trigger warnings in any of writings because we are not babies. And quite frankly children shouldn’t be on the internet. And I must say it’s really hallowing when I find more civilization in an elementary school than a place of work.

And by the way, if you don’t like my stuff: DON’T READ IT! I’m not going to apologize because butthurt people don’t like the fact I am embracing my freedom of speech.

Despite many shops pulling my books of the shelves, it’s still a bestseller. Yesterday, my book, Elaine’s Mind sold 2000 copies online. And if they even dare try to take my hard earned royalties, they shall have my lawyers on the case.

Well what’s going on in the world today? Well Dal Gong-gi’s got himself into trouble again. Got arrested for assaulting a prostitute. And this is a man that is suppose to be an icon for Asia’s LGBT community. A man who lied about being non-binary. He exploited a young boy for hits. Just what the world needs… another deadbeat dad who does nothing for his children. This is the same man who openly said he would not let his daughters in the music industry but also said his son, who’s he’s never met can do whatever he wants. Korea don’t want him. He’s always talking about his sex life. Do us a favour love? We don’t want to know and we don’t care where you stuck the maggot that you call a penis in. Just admit it, your pop career is over.

And what a terrible week it’s been for Flo Glitz as well. Her record label has gone bankrupt and her idols went on strike. But it’s okay because her and Dal Gong-gi got married. Gosh they’re taking a page out of Sia Bucks and Professor Denki’s book. Whatever next for them? Maybe they’ll be contestants in the “cancelled” Game of Mass Destruction. Or maybe they’ll do a stunt in Dead Quiz or any other show that requires a lack of morals.

This is what happens when people with more money than sense are allowed to run the world. You get garbage like this that allows criminals to get away with everything because they are granted diplomatic immunity.

It’s interesting how people sees Asia as this one big anime convention with a k-pop festival attached to it. People, open your eyes. These countries are not the neon utopia you think they are. Every country you go to has its problems and all of them have an equally corrupt government that only see you as a number. Rich people are getting too greedy and want the needy to starve. They profit on the suffering of others. The beauty industry profits from mental health issues. We need to be fighting the real enemies here. Don’t expect any politician or rich man to take care of you. We have to embrace our choices and we have to follow our dreams even if it kills us. These people are not our masters!

Talk to you all later. Until next time…

Elaine out!

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About the Creator

Chloe Gilholy

Former healthcare worker and lab worker from Oxfordshire. Author of ten books including Drinking Poetry and Game of Mass Destruction. Travelled to over 20 countries.

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