Dear Peasant,
Well, I don't know who you are either. You didn't leave a name or an address, so I shall also reply with an anonymous open letter. Here I am, minding my own business with my seventh cup of tea, and I find this. First of all, let's get the record straight! I prefer Tobius, thank you very much! And before you ask, no! My last name is NOT Carvery.
Whilst I must say it is quite nice, I am considered a legend in the school playground. I shall let you know that I am a respected member of the community. I have no bowel issues of any kind, and I certainly don't have cheesy diarrhoea.
Though if you must know what I look like, then imagine this: the wisest man in the world.
About the Creator
Chloe Gilholy
I live in Oxfordshire. Visited 20+ countries. I've written a couple of poetry books and also published a dystopian novel called Game of Mass Destruction and a horror novella called Heavenly Seas.
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