Fiction logo

A Hilarious Encounter: The Drunk Man and the Priest on the Bus

A Drunken Intruder Takes a Seat Beside a Priest

By Emmanuel OjenikePublished about a month ago 3 min read

In a rather amusing incident, a heavily intoxicated man stumbled onto a bus and plopped down on a seat beside a priest. The man's dishevelled appearance was a testament to his inebriated state: his tie was stained, his face smeared with lipstick, and an almost empty bottle of gin peeked out of his trouser pocket. Seemingly undeterred by his condition, he unfolded a newspaper and began to peruse its contents. However, after a brief interval, he turned to the priest with a slightly slurred speech and posed an unexpected question.

"Hey, Father," the man slurred, his words betraying his inebriation, "do you have any inkling as to what causes arthritis?" The priest, a picture of solemnity, responded with a stern tone, as if ready to deliver a sermon on the topic. "Yes," he declared, his voice carrying an air of authority, "arthritis is the consequence of indulging in a debauched lifestyle, consorting with morally questionable women, excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages, and harbouring a complete disregard for your fellow human beings."

Taken aback by the priest's vehement response, the intoxicated man muttered under his breath, "Well, I'll be damned," before returning to his newspaper, seemingly unfazed. The bus rumbled along its route, leaving the two passengers to their own thoughts. However, a few minutes later, a pang of guilt crept into the priest's conscience. Realizing the harshness of his words, he nudged the intoxicated man gently, an expression of remorse etched on his face.

"I sincerely apologize," the priest began, his voice now tinged with regret. "I did not mean to be so forceful in my response. My words were callous, inconsiderate, and unkind. Please forgive me. If I may ask, how long have you been afflicted by arthritis?" The drunkard, seemingly amused by the sudden change in the priest's demeanour, responded with a hint of mischief in his voice.

"Actually, Father," the man replied, a mischievous twinkle in his eyes, "I haven't experienced the woes of arthritis. I was merely reading an article here in the newspaper that mentioned the Pope's battle with the condition." The revelation left both men momentarily dumbfounded, as a moment of unexpected levity diffused the tension that had hung in the air.

The bus journey continued, accompanied by a shared chuckle between the unlikely duo. The priest, perhaps relieved by the revelation, reflected on the lesson he had learned: the importance of humility and avoiding hasty judgments. Meanwhile, the intoxicated man, finding solace in the irony of the situation, returned to his newspaper, leaving behind a tale that would be shared and chuckled over for days to come.

This light-hearted encounter served as a reminder that appearances can be deceiving, and assumptions should not be made hastily. The priest's initial response, fueled by his own preconceived notions, had been swiftly countered by the drunkard's unexpected revelation. It was a lesson in humility and the dangers of passing judgment without proper knowledge or understanding.

As the bus carried on its journey, the passengers aboard were left with a tale that highlighted the unpredictability of life and the humor that can be found even in unlikely circumstances. The priest, having realized the error of his initial judgment, had the opportunity to reflect on the importance of compassion and empathy, while the drunk man, with his devilish charm, revealed in the irony of the situation.

In the end, this chance encounter between a priest and an intoxicated man served as a gentle reminder that we should approach others with an open mind, for we never truly know the stories that lie beneath the surface. And perhaps, amidst the laughter and shared amusement, a valuable lesson was learned by both men—a lesson that would stay with them long after the bus reached its final destination.

Short StoryLoveHumor

About the Creator

Reader insights

Be the first to share your insights about this piece.

How does it work?

Add your insights


There are no comments for this story

Be the first to respond and start the conversation.

Sign in to comment

    Find us on social media

    Miscellaneous links

    • Explore
    • Contact
    • Privacy Policy
    • Terms of Use
    • Support

    © 2024 Creatd, Inc. All Rights Reserved.