FIVE TIPS TO HELP YOU GET A VAL BEFORE VALENTINE’S DAY

You have tried, and I agree. Years and years of hating on couples on Valentine’s Day and acting like you don’t care when you do. Years and years of expecting that a dispatch rider will call you too, or maybe you’ll open your door to find a bouquet of roses. Years and years of “God when.”

Worry no more! AyoO to the rescue!!

I thought of a few tips to help you change your story. Remember, heaven helps those who help themselves. So you need to get up before the universe can get up on your behalf.

Now, get your book and your pen.

1. Openly announce that you want to be someone’s Val.

Go on Instagram, Snapchat, WhatsApp, TikTok, or even Twitter, and indirectly announce that you are very available to be someone’s Val. If you have the mind, announce with your full chest. I hear that Twitter is the perfect place. It is important to note that I will not be responsible for whatever happens after you try this option.

2.Go out more.

Leave your room. You’ll hate and hate on couples this year if you don’t. Nobody will come into your room to meet you. Remember, heaven helps those who help themselves.

3. Go to a rich man’s club.

Don’t just go out or go anywhere; you need to be strategic. I’m sure you know those videos on TikTok that ask you to visit certain places because rich men will be there. Those are the places you should be, not anywhere.

4. Create a scene by crying and saying that your ex left you.

You can do this anytime, before Valentine’s Day, or even on Valentine’s Day. You can also do this anywhere, but I’ll advise that you do it in front of a restaurant, preferably one where you know the security men or have given them a cut, so they don’t throw you out. If they do, they’ll do it gently. Or better, don’t make too much noise; don’t overdo it; just weep to the point that a gentleman will see you. Make sure to edit the story to your taste.

5. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Your situation is a lemon, whether you agree or not. Now you need to creatively find ways to add water and sugar to it to make lemonade.

If you have any Valentine’s Day stories, love stories, or funny stories, you’d love to share. Please leave me a message here.

Day 47/100

#the100writingmarathon

You have tried, and I agree. Years and years of hating on couples on Valentine’s Day and acting like you don’t care when you do. Years and years of expecting that a dispatch rider will call you too, or maybe you’ll open your door to find a bouquet of roses. Years and years of “God when.”

Worry no more! AyoO to the rescue!!

I thought of a few tips to help you change your story. Remember, heaven helps those who help themselves. So you need to get up before the universe can get up on your behalf.

Now, get your book and your pen.

1. Openly announce that you want to be someone’s Val.

Go on Instagram, Snapchat, WhatsApp, TikTok, or even Twitter, and indirectly announce that you are very available to be someone’s Val. If you have the mind, announce with your full chest. I hear that Twitter is the perfect place. It is important to note that I will not be responsible for whatever happens after you try this option.

2.Go out more.

Leave your room. You’ll hate and hate on couples this year if you don’t. Nobody will come into your room to meet you. Remember, heaven helps those who help themselves.