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Isn't It "Ironic"?

Canadian Women Rock but Perhaps Not Their English

By Brent TharpPublished 3 years ago • Updated 3 years ago • 1 min read

Oh, sweet Alanis, I'm a sucker for Canadian women—their doe eyes, kind dispositions, and lilting way of talking creating loin-aching twangs that cause even the most masculine of men to genuflect as their heartstrings are pulled hard.

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Nonetheless, the answer, as Led Zeppelin might say, remains the same:

NO.

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Brent Tharp

I edit STEM books. I like writing, cats, and wine, though not necessarily in that order.

I was raised by wolves in a small forest somewhere in Middle America.

Why don't ketchup bottles squirt correctly? All or nothing seems grifty to me.

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