A Nickelback
It's Just Change Without the Change
Criticizing Nickelback is really just criticizing the mind-numbingly mundane all around us. Imagine the difficulty of ensuring all your albums cover exactly these topics:
1. Weed
2. Confusion over why your stripper girlfriend cheats
3. Other stupid shit
It ain't easy, man.
So stop complaining about small change. Being Nickelback is surely worse.
About the Creator
Brent Tharp
I edit STEM books. I like writing, cats, and wine, though not necessarily in that order.
I was raised by wolves in a small forest somewhere in Middle America.
Why don't ketchup bottles squirt correctly? All or nothing seems grifty to me.
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Comments (3)
This is excellent and true. I did find their beat good for my lifting routines back in the day.
Lol...oh my...this is beautiful. It made me chuckle hard.
I dont know if this is satirical or not, but i like Nickelback😂