9 Reasons Why You Have a Dead Bedroom

Guys, wondering why aren’t you having sex? Why are you stuck in a dead bedroom?

It might be you.

I’m going to share the cold hard facts.

Let me explain:

1. You are a selfish lover.

“I can’t deal with her lack of ______. “ Fill in the blank. Oral, kissing, hugging, tongue, blow jobs, etc. You justify your lack of trying in the bedroom because she doesn’t do what you want. This isn’t getting you laid. It is a sure maneuver that backfires. Being a lousy lay is no excuse.

2. You push for sex all the time.

“I just can’t help myself around you” syndrome. “Baby, you know you make me crazy.” “I need you.” Also, not getting you laid. She will push you away faster than your dick will shrink. She’s not special; she’s just available. That isn’t making her heart go pitter-pat.

3. You dismiss her pain during sex.

“My other girlfriends loved my dick!” “You are just too sensitive.” Nothing like having incompatible anatomy’s to make your relationship painful both mentally and physically. Her ovaries and brain will reject you. Figure it out. Use plenty of lube and find other positions/toys/options in the bedroom. If not, say sayonara to the kitty.

4. You tell her how to feel instead of listening.

“You act like I don’t listen!” That’s because you don’t. She will ignore you. Then the cycle of not listening will repeat itself until one of you goes postal. Good luck!

5. You define sex around your orgasm.

Once you’ve cum, you’re done. “Baby, that was so good…” but you don’t notice if she came. If she’s not satisfied, she’s not going to be so keen for another romp. If you give her orgasms, she might want more sex.

“She did cum!” you insist.

“How do you know?”

“You don’t think I could tell the difference?”

Witness the fake orgasm scene in “When Harry Met Sally.”

6. You use her body and don’t engage her mind.

Romance outside of the bedroom helps women get in the mood. Take it slow and start a fire. Make her want to show you some loving. Compliment her whenever possible without a sexual agenda in place. She’ll appreciate the attention and feel beautiful and sexy. That may translate into in between the sheets playtime.

7. You whine about not having sex.

“I’ve got needs.” Not getting you a BJ any quicker, dude. Pushing sex is making them cringe. A cuddle is never a cuddle. You try to stick your dick in whenever possible. Being constantly probed for sex isn’t a turn-on for her. Resentment will get you to couch surfing Pornhub until the end of days.

8. You complain about sex being all about her.

“You are impossible to please” and “I can’t figure out what you want.” Usually, her pleasure increases your pleasure. That’s how the pussy crumbles. I know it’s rough out there for those wannabe dick heads.

9. You don’t like eating pussy.

Grrrr. This is my life in a nutshell. “Why won’t you go down on me?” I beg. “You know I won’t do that.” Or, the “It takes too long to get you to cum” bullshit. Blow jobs aren’t exactly speedy, motherfucker. You don’t like to reciprocate? You get what you get, and you don’t get upset. Don’t be too surprised when she won’t go near your dick.

Takeaway:

So, guys, it could be all you. In a dead bedroom, there is plenty of emotional and sexual carnage to go around. The high libido partner feels unloved and under-appreciated, and the low libido one feels broken and used.

Unsatisfying sex is just the beginning.

Empathy goes a long way in solving this. It may not get you any more sex, but it might make your life a tiny bit more tolerable. In addition, less finger-pointing gives sexy time a distinct possibility.

If you don’t solve the dead bedroom riddle, you’ll be where I am. Here. Cheating or thinking about it.