Never Remember the 14th of....February

The Romans had it with the annual festival Lupercalia. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lupercalia)

A multi day gathering to ward off evil; your ex, and rain in good health and fertilaity; a DM full of organic produce that gives you all the dopamine one could ask for in a single day.

Not this its truly an anti love thing but more so an anti traditional way of doing things perspective. Here’s to having multiple valentines, that one ex you hope has a heart attach while thinking of you while boning the bum they left you for, and to the day dreamers whom have the perfect lover and fantasy’s intact to keep the party going....and the one who truly likes crying in bed alone listening to this play list with chocolate on their lips.

Also, shout out to all the angry bag of butt plugs who feel nothing, wont get a single Hershes kiss, or a “I Still Hate You” text even from the most toxic ex in history. You played yourself, somehow, your bad. You may want to pay attention the most.

So with no further a do because there’s no method to this madness, lets get this Emo Love Gove Thang Going!

Disclaimed, If you makes babies to any of these hits we thank you for contributing to the 2021 Love Child Boom. If we would like to avoid the baby making, its highly advised that you go to Hastage_Kink on IG, send them your Eggplant and payment an they‘ll mail you what you need to contain the mess.

The Rabbit Hole is as followed...

Coming in at No. 1 is...

Serena Isinoma- Sensitive

https://youtu.be/3oYZtWD1vNg

This ones for the self assured hit it and quit it lover. We know you mean no harm but the way you just left us here all “rode hard no put away wet”, not knowing if that ish was abuse or what...We liked it. That’s all we know. Plus Serenas a babe no matter how you wash it. So sit on that face and tell me How Does it Feel?

Coming in at No.2 is ...

AJR- BANG!

https://youtu.be/4THFRpw68oQ

Yeah, I got you “I’m just here for the condoms” one nighters. No judgment here BANG it out. The Lyrics are definitely mode worthy for those out there looking to keep things light but fully self aware. LETS GO OUT WITH A BANG!

Coming in at No. 3...

Streets- Put Your Head On My Shoulder (ReMaster)

https://youtu.be/ZwvgAiqxCy8

The transition ALONE. no lie, you know this makes you wanna DM yourself! And Dojacat! Come on Karen, LET LOOSE Boo. You better show these tiktokers you worth the stalkers, or being one, your choice.

Coming in at No. 4...

OutKast (Idlewild)- The Greatest Show on Earth

https://youtu.be/ObyxXc72p2Y

Be honest, you know you get the burns for that raspy rascal who is the attention needy pain in the butt that makes it worth your while to keep up with the love hate relationship. And I’m not just talkin’ about Macy Grey.

Coming in at No. 5 ...

Ta-Ku- We Were in Love

https://youtu.be/KBpalf2VPr4

Yeah you were....No more needs to be said sweet love. Cry your heart out. Just come back to the rest of us so we can swim in this sweet salt water together.

Coming in at No. 6...

TOKiMNOSTA- Realla ft. Anderson Paak

https://youtu.be/RF5RdUzQxjI

Awww SNAP! So you think you the realist now do you. Mr. no need to impress me, I’m to fly to let you out me. I see you. But, you...You bout to feel me. For the realist of realist lovers who truly do care enough not to play yourself or the hearts of your one night fans, we heart you.

Coming in at No. 7...

Cafe De Anatoli- Something We All Adore (Mastered by Rialians On Earth)

https://youtu.be/vl0l0Jf2o0U

Calling all tantric lovers & Yogi (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tantric_sex)

....Just going to leave this here. You know what to do for the next 3 hours. Pissst....Pisssst. Don’t forget to hydrate and preorder those eggplant wrappers from Hastage_Kink on IG.

Coming in at No. 8...

Skip Marley- No Love

https://youtu.be/ptRW5xdUUn8

Rude boi! Bad Girl! Do dat dutty wine and and take hold of that toxic love you know you need all da time.

Welp kids, that’s all you get. Now go get over yourself and remember to celebrate not only the love and appreciation you have for yourself but for everyone else and how unique we all our. LOVE is LOVE is LOVE!