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Moon pies for breakfast

A Song by Sam Harty

By ᔕᗩᗰ ᕼᗩᖇTYPublished 2 years ago • 3 min read

Is it a rap? A TV commercial? A Jingle? Or just a bad poem gone awry? You'll have to be the judge of these questions..... In the mean time eat a Moon pie!

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Verse 1:

I could make eggs or even

French toast

My roommates drink coffee

so there's plenty dark roast.

But I don't like coffee and

egg are too bland for the

trouble they'd be to make.

Refrain:

So I choose the easy solution

and give myself a break..........

Chorus:

Moon Pies for breakfast

banana in flavor

they're sugary, melt in

your mouth and are a

delight to savor.

Moon Pies for breakfast

oh such a treat, I even

have blueberry flavor

my favorite ones to eat!

Verse 2:

I could've ate an orange

but they get all over my

hands. Plus trying to find

a word that rhymes with

orange is never a good plan.

Verse 3:

I know I should have considered

my diabetes. But being careful

to start out my day is such

a boring thing to be, like eating

just crackers minus the Brie.

Refrain 2:

So it's definitely.....

Chorus 2:

Moon Pies for breakfast

what a way to go! I can

eat it fast, or have two and

eat them both slow.

Moon Pies for breakfast

such a delight! Maybe I'll

have peanut butter m&ms for

dinner tonight!!

Round up:

My dentist loves me!!!!!

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Thanks for singing along! -Sam

Voice Version:

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or Have some Peanut Butter M&Ms for dinner!!

satire

About the Creator

ᔕᗩᗰ ᕼᗩᖇTY

Sam Harty is a poet of raw truth and quiet rebellion. Author of Lost Love Volumes I & II and The Lost Little Series, her work confronts heartbreak, trauma, and survival with fierce honesty and lyrical depth. Where to find me

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