Zoë Hazel Thomas
Joined February 2021
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Bio
I'm an ex-20-something British copywriter with a love of fiction, guinea pigs and things that make me laugh, like Bill Bryson and relatable memes about being an introvert.
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Mrs Brizzi's Fish Dinner
Mrs Brizzi was the name she went by when I knew her — Breetzi, pronounced the Italian way with a rolling ‘r’, because that’s how her sixth and final husband, a handbag mogul from Milan, pronounced it before he was crushed to death by a bull that escaped from a leather farm.
By Zoë Hazel Thomas3 years ago in Criminal
