Dinosaur Erotica Gone Wrong
What’s the difference between women and dinosaurs? I could get a dinosaur to fuck me. With humans, there’s a whole psychosocial component to mating that I don’t master at all. But for dinosaurs, it’s just mechanics—insert A in B. Anyone can do that. Well, no, I’m not being fully honest here. I was trying to make a point. For dinos, the act itself is quite simple, but the process that precedes it is where the game is played. The choice of a partner, the ritual, the dance, and, more often than not since we live in a multi-male ecosystem, the confrontation with the rivals.
