Tom Blumenfeld

Joined March 2021

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Bio

I have been a standup comic, house haunter, and who dine it mysterian (though I did not Question Mark; the marks questioned me and my fellows). Quite some time ago I won a striptease contest.

I regularly write for and perform on PolitiPod!

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Drizzlebow
7 Colors make up Roy G Biv Whoever sold the art world on that mnemonic was a spiv I do not say that he deserves a shiv In his belly nor his liv-
By Tom Blumenfeld3 years ago in Poets
A Shot of Rhythm and Blues
The first time the Blizzards came to the Horizont Club, they did what everyone does: looked up at the fiberglass galleon, whose figurehead’s neckline was at low tide.
By Tom Blumenfeld3 years ago in Beat
Remembrance of Flings Past
A slice of bread, a glass of wine, and though antediluvian, the memories come flooding back. Fear not that I will break the seal of the confessional like the paper between foil and cork, nor in my cups reveal names unknown.
By Tom Blumenfeld3 years ago in Criminal

Tom Blumenfeld

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Drizzlebow

A Shot of Rhythm and Blues

Remembrance of Flings Past

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