Tim Wright
Bio
A former stringer photographer and short story writer for The National Enquirer and American Media.
"I'm not a real writer, but I have played one on T.V."
Stories (3/0)
I killed Michael Jackson
Unless you lived under a rock or an abandoned missile silo for the past 12 years, most of us are aware that the king of Pop Michael Jackson died at age 50 in 2009. However, I had a small part in reporting his death ten years before his untimely demise.
By Tim Wright3 years ago in Confessions
Ballistic Missile
Lisa and her fiancee Kimball just moved to Hawaii after two years in Japan, where Kimball was an AP photographer, and Lisa worked for a business law firm. Lisa took a promotion to run the Honolulu branch of her company, and Kimball was going to do freelance work for Hawaii newspapers. They plan to marry in six weeks, and life was good. The Hawaiian sun was rising on a Saturday morning as Lisa's new puppy "Coconut" was running around the bedroom and barking for a breakfast snack. I'm coming, buddy, a yawning Kimball said as he got out of bed. Is it Saturday? Asked Lisa with her head tucked under the pillow. Yes, it is, but you need to get up soon. We need to head over to the farmers market before the good stuff is gone. As Kimball sets a small bowl of food down for Coconut, he hears a siren sound on his cellular phone. He looked down, and it read, "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER.
By Tim Wright3 years ago in Fiction
Can you write me a porno comedy?
A year ago, a female friend who works for a company that produces women-friendly short porno movies emailed me and asked if I could help her write a short funny porno movie for her. So below is my first attempt to write a porn comedy. (Note: Due to COVID, they shut down making movies until 2022, and this movie may or may not happen next year.)
By Tim Wright3 years ago in Filthy
