TANK TANKENSTEIN
Joined March 2019
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I was a 5th Grade Sex God
Hi. My name is Stuart and I would like to invite you to travel back to the 1980s with me so I can share with you, how my odd little brain had me fooled into believing that I was the greatest womanizing virgin that had ever walked the Earth. I was convinced that my woman loving would go down in history, overshadowing tales of the great Don Juan Demarco and Gene Simmons of the rock band, KISS, who was my god and idol that I so excessively had posters and pictures of, plastered on every wall in my bedroom from the ripe age of 6 years old.
By TANK TANKENSTEIN3 years ago in Filthy