Bartender || Ex-Drinker || Writer
As a career bartender, I have seen it all: the good, the bad, the disgusting, and the hilarious. Whether humorous or horrific, they are all worth sharing.
I Hope They Serve Tequila in Prison.
Before we begin, I think it is important to mention that these stories are only true to the best of my knowledge. I was drunk, a lot, and I solemnly swear that these are depicted as I remember them. But memory is cousin to truth, not twin, and in this case mutated, undesired lusus naturae.