MEANGIRL—'HuMAN'
Ladies, ladies, ladies, are you tired of the f^*kboys and their disingenuous rhetoric? You know the haunting three words often used when us men really have no legit reason for what we just did or when we have inflated our ego to grandiose proportions, leaving us with the inability to just simply apologize. “I’m only human:” the get out of jail free card every man has had in his arsenal. This also applies to those who use their astrological birth sign as an excuse to be void of any wrongdoings, such as “I’m a Gemini, so one day I care and one day I don’t,” which is some of the craziest BS one could hear. And let's be honest, ladies, please don’t think you are exempt from using the same “I’m only human” line. It is, unfortunately, a universal practice. Not open to debate. Anyway, if you’re tired of the lack of responsibility your lover takes for their actions, this is the record for you!