Mike Ahearn
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Bat Janet
She said her name was Janet which Bat Janet found offensive because Bat Janet thought Janet was the sort of Janet who gave all Janets a bad name (bad name) and lead to all those dumb Janet jokes and memes[1] that were clogging up the internet. Janet's crime against humanity was be in line for twelve minutes - it was at least twelve minutes; she was already in line when Bat Janet walked in the Starbucks - and then, when she finally got to the register, still not know what she wanted. Then after numerous questions, she finally decided on something - "a tall, non-fat latte with caramel drizzle, in a grande cup" - Callie the barista smiled at her and said, "oh, the usual, then?" The usual? You hemmed and hawed for five minutes just to order 'the usual', Janet? Bat Janet was not pleased. Bat Janet was sitting in judgement of Janet, and finding Janet guilty.
By Mike Ahearn3 years ago in Geeks