Michael Martinek
Bio
I like finance and making fun of the world around me.
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Stories (3/0)
Why are One Way signs on the highway a thing?
No, seriously... if there are people out there that need a One Way sign on the on-ramp to a highway, we are officially doomed as a society. And I'm not talking about a Wrong Way sign. I get it, sometimes it's dark, your significant other is bickering at you for not following (her) their directions and you need that bright red Wrong Way to keep you on the right side of the road. But for the love of god, if there has ever come a point in your life where you are trying to merge onto a highway and are unsure about which way to drive UNTIL you see a sign pointing you in the proper direction, please get your license revoked.
By Michael Martinek3 years ago in Humans
Was Mother Teresa Toxic?
If I put on a blue collared shirt with a badge on my chest and pistol on my waist, does that make me a cop? If I put on a Latrell Sprewell jersey and dribble a basketball, does that make me an NBA player? No, it makes me someone who likes to play dress-up. Does Mother Teresa putting on a white robe and a baggy hood make her a saint? Let's find out.
By Michael Martinek4 years ago in Humans