mckenzie floyd
Joined June 2021
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Strange Bedfellows
Sometimes I wake up with scissors in my bed. Of all the things I could find next to me in the morning, they’re not the worst - a disappointing one-night stand or the head of a prized racehorse come to mind - but they’re certainly not the best. Sharp implements do not play well with bedclothes or sleeping bodies.
By mckenzie floyd3 years ago in Humans