Best Day of my Fucking Life!
After a long night of partying, I finally find myself on the D train. Right as I'm about to enter the train I make eye contact with the conductor in the middle of the train. "Hey boss can you do me a favor and hold my keys until we hit Coney." "Yea whatever," He replied. As I stumbled on the battered and bruised subway seats of this lovely D train in NYC.