I just weaponized the love of fairies against a Karen who wants to chop down our beautiful Crepe Myrtle tree for not fitting her idea of beauty. If you’re a fan of the Lorax and magic, but not Karen or Chad, this story's for you.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of hand sanitizer! Settle in me hardies for the tale of the Black Raven’s piratical pandemic adventures on land. Let's see what happens when the Queen Anne’s Revenge and the Black Raven are in Davey Jones' Lockdown.
NOTE: This is not a sponsored review. I got sent a pair of these by a friend. With COVID-19 germ fears on my mind, I finally decided to try them out because I love going barefoot, but thought about all the little nicks and abrasions that happen in bare feet and how viruses might have another point of access I could protect. Below are the surprisingly awesome results.
The Sky was filled with anxious, nosy clouds. The Sun focused all its attention on The Sea as it churned with excitement. The Pristine Beaches and the deserts lay perfectly still as The wind held its breath on the morning that Father Time and Lady Fate came to judge the Time Glass.